"Despite my frail look, I do possess physical strength, really...

I have the ability to stop Denmark and Norway from their constant 'brawling' or stop Sweden from his weird 'be my wife'agendas by simple coercion, or punch Iceland in the face to let himself clean his own liquorice wrappers for himself... it's just...

It's just that, the world is a better place if instead you have to use force for it, why not asked the other person nicely?

Happens to work every time for me with little kids! Hohohoho~" -Finland

●Commentary●

Nordic Countries: ...

Finland: *smiles sweetly*

Iceland: *started to pick up his candy wrappers* I'm doing this because I wanted to suddenly become eco-friendly.

Denmark: Oh... um... well that was awkward. *chuckles nervously*

Norway: ... *stares at Finland*

Sealand: Mama Finland does spank me once... It bloody hurts *trying to fight his tears*

Sweden: *Pats Sealand's head in attempt to calm him down* I agree on Finland, you don't know what his capable of *shrugs*

Denmark: ON THE BED? *raised his eyebrows multiple times*

Finland: *stares at Denmark* Do you want me to give you a demonstration of what I'm really capable of Denmark? *smiles*

Denmark: Ah, Sweden, control your wife here... *chuckles nervously*

Sweden: *took Sealand and walks away*

Denmark: o.o Iceland, help. *looks at Iceland scared*

Iceland: I'm gonna throw these wrappers away now *walks out of the door*

Denmark: Nor--

Norway: Nope *left the scene*

Finland: *giggling while taking out Denmark's axe* any last words Dane?

Denmark: um, yeah *shouts* I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME, REMEMBER I'LL HUNT YOU WHEN I BECOME A GHOST--wait-- GHOST KING OF THE NORTHERN EUROPE... *looks at Finland* Ok thats all I guess,

Finland: *smiles*

(((((MEANWHILE)))))

Denmark from far away: I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME, REMEMBER I'LL HUNT YOU WHEN I BECOME A GHOST--wait-- GHOST KING OF THE NORTHERN EUROPE!!

Norway: *turns to the others* Don't worry, I'll exorcise the house with England and Romania.

Iceland:That was... something unheard of... *shrugs*

Sealand: *looks at Sweden* Will Denmark be ok?

Sweden: *looks up at the sky as a breeze flew by them* Only God will save him now...

((((((AND THEN)))))

Denmark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH YOU DEMON! *CRIES AND CLUTCHES HEART* THAT HURTS! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??? *DRAMATICALLY LIE DOWN AND CRIES* YOU... YOU... I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!

Finland: Calm down, I just broke your axe, isn't taking your life must be worse?

Denmark: BUT I LOVE THIS AXE

*Norway, Iceland, Sweden, and Sealand went in*

Iceland: is Denmark dead yet? *saw Denmark* oh... *took a stick out of nowhere and broke it* why haven't you just killed him.

Denmark: IT IS NICE TO SEE YOU TOO *CRIES*

Norway: why is he crying like tha-- *saw Denmark's broken Axe* oh... I see...

Sealand: *doesn't know if he had to feel sympathy for Denmark's axe being broken or that he wanted to laugh at how Denmark's face is red from crying*

Sweden: ... at least you didn't kill him.

Finland: That's what I said!

Denmark: MYYYYY AXEEE BABEH, WE HAVE SOOOO MANY MEMORIESSSSSSSS, WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU ;A; WHYYYYYYY WAAAAAAH HUHUHU

Iceland: Thats a stupid way to cry -_-

Denmark: ATLEAST MY TEARS DOESNT TURN TO ICE.

Iceland: DOESNT MEAN I HAVE ICE IN MY NAME, THAT LITERALLY DOESNT PUT UP I HAVE A FROZEN CHUNK OF ICE AS A LAND.

Denmark: *continue to wails*

The other nordics: *facepalm*