Italy: Hey, Germany, Hey,

Germany: what is it?

Italy: I-a have cream for your-a sugar~

Germany: ... ok, we'll use it later.

Italy >:c

Germany: don't give me that look,

Italy: SI THEN,
IF YOUR-A HAVING PROBLEMS WITH YOUR BONER! DON'T EVER COME TO-A ME!

Germany: h-huh?

Italy: I'LL-A MAKE YOUR BONER INTO PASTA!

Germany: ITALY--

Italy: Like grandpa Rome-a said 'THE SOFTER, THE BETTER'

Germany: ... *looks at the ghost of Germania*

Germania: I swear to God zhat family have mental problems...