England: *time travel to the future*

Future!America: Oh hey iggy! You look younger than usual! Also, did you get some hair cut? *points at England's eyebrows* 'cause man, they sure have become thinner!

England: =_= ok Arthur, don't ever question your reason - besides, if I really do have a chance with Alfred, then Valentines day is the right day for me to confess my undying love for him *cough* if you don't mind me asking Alfred,  who did you marry again?

Future!America: ... *laugh out lough* HAHAHAHAHA Like, seriously? You don't know?

England: I wouldn't asking if I know, you git =_=

Future!America: Weeellll, I married AN ANDROID THAT COOKS ME 24/7 FAST FOOD! :D ISNT THAT MAGNIFIQUE? also, you married France - Just telling~

AND SO

England: *calls the International Bureau of Protection* I demand to arrest the one who created robots ... yes Japan indeed.

Japan: D:< I WAS (R)LOOKING FOR A SHIP AND NOT A REASON TO BE ARRESTED!