Prussia: *lays seductively on the piano whilst eating grapes* Feast on zhe awesome me~

Austria: ...

Hungary: *brings out Frying pan* OH HE--

Austria: *went to Prussia*

Austria: *shove him out of the piano*

Austria: *make out with the piano*

Prussia: D:< UNBELIEVABLE! HE CHOSED ZHAT PIANO TO MOLEST ZHAN ME!!!

Hungary: I doubt only bacteria molest you =w=

Prussia: D:< I, THE AWESOME PRUSSIA, DOES NOT ACCEPT THIS *have a threesome with Austria and the piano*

Japan: *drop from the ceiling with a nosebleed* HAI. HAI. HAI.