Romano: TOMATO BASTARDO! WHAT THE-A ACTUAL FUCK???!!!!

Spain: Toro! Toro! En garde!

Romano: *SCREECHES* ANTONIO, I NEED AN-A EXPLANATION!

Spain: *looks at Romano naively* But, aren't you enjoying this night mi~amore?

Romano: *blushes* Of course I-a do y-you idiota! It's just-a that... *glares at Spain*

I believe bull-a fighting in bed isn't MY idea of your-a pick up line 'I can show-a you a mean bull-a fight this night'

Spain: :D aww, is Romanito feeling left out? *pats the bull beside him* come~ let's have a Spanish threesome tradition amore~

Romano: IM NOT EVEN-A GIVING YOU A SINGLE FUCK. *raised hands and walk out of the room naked*