America: Canada, let's play. I'm bored.

Canada: Maybe you won't like the game.

America: I don't hate Hide-and-Seek.

Canada: It's not Hide-and-Seek.

America: Really?! Then let's play!

Canada: You have now sworn to the maple leaf and cannot go back on your word. If you do, a thousand moose will attack you and leave you to die.

America: Dafuq?

Canada: Let's play hockey.

America: *in horror* Nooooooo!!! I'll die! *runs away*

*thousands of moose tackles America and runs him over*

Canada: Do not underestimate the power of the maple leaf.