Italy: I hope Japan would come.

Germany: *sighs* It's America's fault for calling him short.

Japan: *enters in six-inch red heels* Bītches, I ain't short. *wips hair back and forth*

Italy & Germany: *wide eyes* The Second Pacific War happened didn't it?!

Japan: And I became more fabulous. *smiles with shiny white teeth*

South Korea: So, who da hot chick?

Germany: It's Japan. What are you even doing here?

South Korea: *horrified scream* J-Japan?! *faints*