England: *surfs facebook and sees a post of France.

England: What's he up to? *scrolls down his profile*

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France: *passes by, humming*

England: What's he up to?

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France: *talking to someone over his phone*

France: *ends the call and leaves*

England: *checks contact history* What's he up to?

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England: What's he up to?

Sealand: Stalking is a sign of love.

England: ...

England: I WILL NEVER APPROVE YOU AS A NATION.