Sealand: *Walks around the house and looks inside England's closet* Ooh, what's this? *Gets a disk*

*Inserts le disk to a player and starts to watch*

TV: This is rated 18. Strong parental guidance.

Sealand: Psh! I'm a big boy now! *Continues to watch*

~

England: *Enters le house with France* Where's Sealand? He would tackle and bother me right away... *Sees Sealand at the living room hugging his knees*

France: *Goes to room*

England: Hey, Sealand... *Faces Sealand*

Sealand: *Scurred for life* Sealand doesn't like to be a big boy now.

France: *Yells* England! Did we forgot to keep the 50 Shades of Grey?

England: Shit...

*Sweden and Finland enters*

Sweden: We're here to take Sealand back-

France: Hey England!!! I think Sealand just watched it! *Makes whale noises* He's grown to a man!!!

Finland: Watched what?

England: Spongebob

France: I still can't fruking believe he watched 50 Shades of Grey!!! Let's celebrate!

England: Damn it France!

Finland: What's 50 Shades of Grey?

Sweden: *Brings out sword*