Iceland
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Norway:*goes up to Iceland*hey little brother...

Iceland:what do you want Norway

Norway:how do you confess to someone...

Iceland:why do you need to know?

Norway:I just do...

Iceland:just tell them you hate them directly no questions asked

Norway:no like a love confession.

Iceland:what?!

What are you?

And what did you do to Norway!!

*then Ice ran away saying someone broke Norge*
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Finland
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Norway:hey Fin....

Finland:oh hey Nor!

What do you need?

Norway:how do you tell someone you love him?

Finland:him? You like a guy?! How cute!!!

Norway:just tell me...

Finland:okay okay! Hmm you could bake them a pie!

Norway:... No....

Finland:well that's all I have... Sorry
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Sweden(sassy Sweden)
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Norway:*pulls out his phone because Sweden isnt home*hey.

Sweden:hello.

Norway:do you know how to deal with crushes?

Sweden:why? Does my contact name for Finland give it away?

Norway:damn... No need to be sassy...

Sweden:invade their personal space until they understand...

Norway:-_-' I'm not sure thats how you do it...

Sweden:call them 'my wife'

Norway:Sweden no

Sweden:take them to IKEA

Norway:OKAY YOU PEOPLE ARE THE DEFINITION OF UNHELPFUL! I'LL DO THIS BY MYSELF

Sweden:you're welcome
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Denmark~
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Norway:*texts Denmark*Dickmark...

Denmark:your so mean sometimes Norge. I even question if you like me at all

Norway:wHAT NO NO NO I DO

Denmark:*Is confused even though Norge can't see because they're texting*okay then....

Norway:NO LIKE I REALLY LIKE YOU I LIKE LIKE YOU

Denmark:Why are there so many likes?

Norway:BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

Denmark:yOU WHAT?!

NORGE!

NORWAY REPLY!

ARE YOU OKAY?!

Norway:COME WITH ME TO IKEA, MY WIFE, I HAVE BAKED A PIE