It was Monday morning at the Nordic house, right before a world meeting that they had to go too. They're in Denmarks house because hes the one hosting the meeting, Denmarks downstairs waiting for everyone to wake up standing next to his toaster. Also waiting for his toast being too lazy to make a bigger breakfast.

One by one the others come down the stairs, first was Tino who had a visibly angry aura around him that, scared Mathias who had also just finished making coffee for everyone, except Iceland who was getting juice. Next was Emil who already looks done with everyone, third was Lukas who also had that scary visible aura, making Mathias glad he stocked up on coffee before they came. And then finally Berwald, which was weird to him, usually he's one of the first to wake up.

But he shrugged it off as Berwald came into the kitchen, stoic as always knowing that Mathias' wouldnt make breakfast for the rest of them like a lazy bastard, he was going to make them breakfast. Grabbing the eggs from the fridge he walked over to the stove, and in the time between the stove and fridge the toaster went off. Making Berwald nearly drop the carton in his hands from jumping slightly.

Seeing this caused Mathias to start howling in laughter. After all its not every day you get to see the Stoic, scary, unemotional furniture god Sweden get scared by a ducking tOaSter. This caused Mathias to be punched in the face by a now obviously embarrassed Berwald who turned away to start making breakfast.

"You deserved it, I hope you know." Norway chimed in his aura gone after having at least two cups of coffee, which he put butter in both, Mathias will never understand why he puts butter in his coffee, but he just goes with it. After breakfast they all got ready for the meeting and chaos that would insue during.

The end! #SwedenxToaster-kun

((Hey guys. I know I haven't updated in a long time, but, like.. Heavy writers block and the big sad got to me, and I decided to focus more on art and stuff.. Then I got an idea for a crack fic! Poor Sweden. And Rip Denmarks face.))