America:For the last time dad, Im the United States! Im not a colony anymore! Im grown up!

England:just last year you couldn't elect an official..

America:.......yeah so?

Canada:hey dad can I have my independence?

England:yes, Canada go make your old man proud

America:WHAT WHY DOES HE GET TO HAVE HIS!?!

England:because hes not a little shit thats why