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Tell me what you got! Here are mine

1:Japan does gangnom style with me because I make him feel weird

2:China sent me a love letter because he loves me

3:Egypt cooked a meal for me because he wanted to impress me

4:America gives me a cookie because hes sexeh

5:Russia made me an omelet because he was drunk

6:Norway marries me because hes awesome

7:France tapped my cheek while swimming across the Alantic ocean

8:Sweden does "what does they fox say?" Dance next to me because Im more awesome than Prussia

9:I was sleeping and Estonia tackles me because Im beautiful and then kissed me and then pushed me off a cliff(I have black hair with blonde streaks)

10:2pJapan Sacrificed his life to save me because he likes me

11:Poland got me a job grooming pigeons so I shoved them down the toilet

12:Canada declared war with me because they wanted peace