America:HEY DUDES GUESS WHAT!!!!

ME:*walks from the corner* we get that its your birthday I shall say happy birthday *smiles big*

America:wow dudette do you always have to be such a downer!? *pouts*

Me:hey! I can be a downer when I'm being forced to go to the beach.......

America:*tilts head*what was that

Me:fine... I'll stop being a downer IF you go shopping with me...

America:fine dudette but prepare to get the best outfits ever

*America and Angel fist pumped the air and little did he know that she was a distraction*

*After shopping*

Me:I look like the American flag....cool

America:yeah you do c'mon dudettee!!! Hero and sidekick away!!!!

Me:*rolls eyes and follows*

America:*reaches his house* c'mon dudette!

*walks in and people yelled surprise*

Me:Yay! can I leave now?

'Murica:no way dudette!!!!*pulls me in the house*