America:GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL NOW *does his hero laugh*

Random dude:thats it Im moving to canada!

Canada:... Its legal here too..

Random dude:Whatcha say!?

Canada:..eh...

Well then Im moving to Mexico!

Mexico:*staring* bro, I have bad news for you...

Me:*staring at the whole ordeal and laughing my a$$ off while wearing a rainbow hat with the f*cking rainbow skin and hairdye*