Denmark:*got lost in a crowd and can't find Norway*drastic times call for drastic measures

*takes a deeeeeep breath and uses hands as a microphone*I ATE ALL OF YOUR BUTTER!!!

Norway:*from across the street*WHaT DiD yoU SaY BitCh!?!!

Denmark:oh there he is!

Denmark:......*looks closely*

Denmark:why does he have an axe?