Me:*walking down the hall and is picked up and brought somewhere after a while is put back on the ground*

???:*turns on the light*

Everyone:happy birthday!!!

Me:*nearly has a heart attack*oh god I was spooked but how did you know?

Russia:because Amerika

America:yeah dudette! I have access to all of my citizens reports and it includes birthdays!!!

Me:I won't lie thats slightly creepy... but thanks Mr. Hero

America:Dont mention it dudette!!

Italy:ve~ Angel? Do you have any pasta?

Me:yea....

Italy:okay Imma go make some for everyone!!

Me:okay *is an awkward little nugget at parties*

*Whiles others are partying Angel just sits there like a potato*

America:hey! Angel! This is your party dudette why're just sitting there!!

*just stares at him confused*a...party? What is it?

America:*just stares with his mouth agape*YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A PARTY IS?!

Me:nope*popping the 'p'*never been to one.... Dont want to....

America:I'M TAKING YOU TO EVERY PARTY I KNOW!!!!