France:we need to get down to business but we need to wake the black sheep up first!

England:*snoring*

China:*walks up and start poking Iggy* poke this acripunture point so he'll urinate and wake up

Russia:*suddenly has a pick axe* maybe we need to apply a little more of the pressure!

Me:sorry but I dont think a pickaxe will work *throws a hamburger at iggy* hey wake up donkey butt!

England:*magically wakes up and trys to fite America for throwing the hamburger than notices me* how the bloody hell did you get in?!

Me:*bad batman voice and suddenly has a batman mask on*dont ask questions you dont wanna know the answer to

America:*slowly dieing in the background from laughter*