Italy: Germany-a! Germany-a! I have went to-a the American shoe store-a and found-a nice-a pair of shoes for me-a and you-a!

Germany: Oh Vhere is it *looks around*

Italy: Here-a! *takes out shoes from a bag*

Germany: Do I vear dem now?

Italy: Yes!

Germany: *puts on shoes*

America: *walks in and sees Germany's shoes* dude...WHAT'RE THOSE!!!!

Germany: I believe vey are shoes. -_-'

America: *gets out iPod *

Italy: Oohhh America is-a fancy-a!

America: Where did you even get those shoes dude?

Italy: I gave them-a to my good friend-a Germany!

Germany: You stoopid Tomato!

America: Anyway dud-

Germany: Can you stop saying dude? It's vetting annoying!

America: Duuuuuuuuudeeee! What store did you get them Payless!

Italy: I think it-a actually was a store-a called PayLess-a!

America:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAH! Oh dude! That's terrible!

Germany: Vey are just shoes! I don't understand how vits a big deal!

America: *types the what're those videos and shoes Germany* Do you see it now?????

Germany: Ves! Let us go do vat to random people at ze mall!

America: Yes! Dude this is gonna be soooo fun!

Italy: Ohh can-a I go-a I want to be-a wherever Germany goes-a!

America: Sure dude but let's go to Burger King first!

^.^Time skip ^.^

Italy: *points at a dog that is wearing mitts* What're-a Those-a!

Germany: *points to old guys* VHAT'RE THOSE!

America: I'm so proud *wipes tears*

Italy and Germany: *running around the mall screaming at terrified people*