Italy: Germany?
Germany: What?
Italy: Have you ever looked at food and immediately thought "Wow I wanna go swimming in lava. On a cloud"
Germany: What.
Italy: You know Wanting to go sky diving into water inside a valcano.
Germany : Italy you just changed what you said.
Italy : No I said don't you ever want to Sleep on a pillow of magma while reading a book about water.
Germany: Italy you changed it again stop I can't understand.
Italy: You know!! The feeling when you see a German and you want to sleep with them!
Germany: Okay what was that.
Italy: I SAID WHEN YOU SEE A SPANIARD AND YOU THINK WOW MY BROTHER WOULD GO GREAT WITH THEM!
Germany: ITALY VAT ZE HELL