Romano x reader be like

Romano: OMFG (Y/N) I HATE AND AM RUDE TO EVERYONE BUT WE JUST MET AND I'M SO NICE TO YOU AND ILY SO MUCH

Yn: OMG UR SO HOT I LUVE YOU AND EVERYONE LOVES MEH CUZ I'M SO PERFECT BUT UR THE ONLY 1 4 MEH

ROMANO: I'M SO STRAIGHT AND I HAVE NVR LOVED ANYONE ELSE I'M SO PURE

Yn: OMG IT'S SPAIN YOU TWO HAVE NO SEXUAL/ROMANTIC PAST AND SPAIN LOVES ME BUT I ONLY WANT YOU ROMANO

Romano: YES ILY AND LET'S HAVE BABIES

-Le smut-

AND WE HAD 936372 CHILDREN