Person: how do you spell awesome?

Normal people: a-w-e-s-o-m-e

Person: thanks
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Person: how do you spell awesome?

Me: P-r-u-s-s-i-a

Person: .....ok.....

Me: god bless zhe AWESOME PRUSSIA

Person: *backs away slowly*

Me: PRUSSIA THE MOST AWESOME COUNTRY THAT EVER EXISTED