Warning: Swearing and stuff

OK SO MY DAY HAS BEEN OK
I WENT TO THE CANBERRA SHOW
I GOT A HORSE MASK
AND I BROKE MY FUCKIN PHONE SCREEN

SO I COME HOME AND I CAN'T FUCKIN SLEEP

SO I DECIDED TO READ A USUK FANFIC

I OPEN UP A BOOK AND START READING

THE GRAMMAR IS TERRIBLE

I KEEP READING

THEN BOOM ALFRED IS DEAD

AND ARTHUR IS GOING OUT WITH ANTONIO

WHAT.THE.FUCK

OK THE TITLE OF THIS STORY IS USUK
NOTHING ABOUT SPUK

I'M ANGRY

ANYWAY I KEEP READING

THEN WITHOUT WARNING SMUT
SPUK SMUT

Now I'M PISSED

NOW DON'T THROW MY HATING RANTS AT ME
I DON'T HATE SPUK

I DON'T SHIP IT
I DON'T CARE ABOUT IT

BUT TO BE HONEST
IT'S FUCKIN ADORABLE

PIRATE SMUT IS YES

ANYWAY

DON'T MAKE A FUCKIN BOOK OF A SHIP AND THEN CHANGE IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKIN STORY

OK THAT'S IT AND GOODBYE