Italy: Germany Germany! Let's play some Socca!

Japan: *spies* 🎶 is he gay or European... Is he gaaaaay or Europeannn 🎶

Italy: Germannnnyyyy

Germany: *slightly blushes* FINE.

Japan: 🎶 HE'S GAY AND EUROPEAN HE'S GAAAAAAAAYYYY AND EUROPEAN. 🎶

Germany: Japan what the hell are you doing up in a tree?!

Japan: ahACK- *falls out of tree*