England: SIT YO ASS BACK HERE AMERICA

America: NO

England: AMERIC A-

America: N O-

England: UNITED STATES OF MOTHERFUCKING AM ER I CA-

America: 💢

{ few days later }

America: IM DECLARING INDEPENCE MOTHERFUCKER-

England: NO

America: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GooOooO--

England: N O-