Germany: I'm ho-

*sees everyone at an intervention*

Germany: What's this?

Japan: Germany we all love you very much.

Prussia: And that's why he has to go.

Germany: Who?

Italy: Herr Stick.

Germany: .....nein.

Prussia: Bruder just-

Germany: NEIN NOT MEIN SCHTICKY FRIEND!

Japan: Get him!

Germany: *runs away* We will go to Vegas and get married and have lot of twiggy babies.

*drops and steps on Herr Stick*

Germany: *gasp* No.....No no no no!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO.

France: Oui.

Germany: ......France GTFO

*little France angel flying*

France angel: Por qoi?