Hello, fuck formalities-

*rips off tux*

This is my 100th book on this account and in this one, I'll be writing all my 3 am thoughts and whatever shit I think is funny when I'm tired af

Starting by the next page...

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Have some coffee while you wait for the first few chapters

*gives you coffee*

If you don't like coffee then fuck you-

Just kidding

You can have some tea but it may have some eyebrows in it...

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Go wash the dishes or something