Italy:

-Lives inside a noodle

-Knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy's cousin who's in the mafia

-Uses his hands for everything

Germany:

-Screams 24/7

-Potato blood in his veins

-Gay as fuck

Japan:

-Has a "Don't Look or Touch Me" sign around his neck

-SASAGEYO SASAGEYO SHINZOU O SASAGEYO SUBETE NO GISEI WA IMA KONO TOKI NO TAME NI-

-Loves fish. Fish is life

America:

-Has 4685382684 eagles

-Eats junk food everyday. Brushes teeth with milkshakes

-Is not fat. Just full of love

England:

-Will fight you if you blink

-Burns kitchen making some cereal

-80% made out of tea

France:

-Falls in love with himself

-Very annoying accent

-Eats cheese everyday

Russia:

-So tall it's awkward

-Just wants friends

-Very awkward

-Has... problems

China:

-Will remind you of that dollar they lended you 20 years ago

-Makes great food out of weird things

-Will beat you up with a wok if you don't get the fuck out of the way

Bonus

Canada:

-Who??

-Very quiet. Synonym of mute

-Likes pancakes a bit too much

Prussia:

-Spits everywhere while speaking

-Is very awesome. You should bow down

-Lives in mom's basement at age 40

Spain:

-Nice ass

-Likes to eat churros

-Has 30000000 cousins and 1000000000000 aunts

Romano:

-Hates people

-Likes tomatoes a bit too much

-Room is synonym for dumpyard

Austria:

-Loves music

-Wants to be fancy but is actually a dork

-Has only taken two steps and is already in need of an oxygen tank

Hungary:

-Will beat you up if you can't spell   correctly. Or do anything honestly

-Is actually really sweet and caring on the inside

-Is friends with losers

Switzerland:

-Mr. Krabs

-Cares too much for sibling

-Shitty hair cut