Belarus: LITHUANIA! ME AND MY BROTHER ARE GETTING MARRIED *VIOLENTLY GRIPPING RUSSIA'S ARM*

Russia: ;-; *mouths* help

Belarus: I NEED A DRESS! MAKE ME ONE! FOR TOMORROW

Lithuania: *broken heart* I don't know how to... Oh, now who will help me?

Poland: *CRASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW* LIKE HEEEEEEEY

Lithuania: Poland!

Poland: I'll help you <3 Don't worry, I'll make everything! Trust me, I'm like, a professional

Lithuania: Gee, thanks Poland... You're a good friend

-The Wedding-

Poland: *gives Lithuania a box* Here's the dress. BYE SLUTS *PRESSES A BUTTON AND FLYS AWAY ON A UNICORN*

Lithuania: :)  *gives the box to Belarus* H-Here... I hope you like it <3

Belarus: ..... :) Thank you, Lithuania... I knew I could count on you. I'll try it on *opens box* ....

Lithuania:  .... Do you like it?

Belarus: *PUNCHES LITHUANIA* THIS IS JUST A DIRTY POTATO SACK AND A CURTAIN HELD TOGETHER WITH SOME YARN

Lithuania: POLAAAAAAAND

Poland: *in the distance* NYAHAHAHAHAHA- *gets run over by Obama riding a taco truck*