Sealand: Hi, I am Sealand! I'm still not a country, but I'm going on a hungry strike to make this dream possible!

Day 1

Sealand: I tied myself to a street light and I'm sitting on my favorite beanbag! Already, people came out to see what was going on.

England: WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID? GET OUT OF THERE!

Sealand: I CAN'T UNTIL I'M RECOGNIZED AS A COUNTRY!

England: *scoff* Good luck with that

Sealand: Already, people are giving me their best wishes for everything to turn out right

England: Who are you talking to?

Sealand: :) See you next time! Hopefully I'm a country by then

England: .... Ok- *l e a v e s*