pICNIC DAY WITH AMERICA (You X Hetalia?)

Ok so this is sort of a new thing

All you have to do is vote whichever option you want at the bottom or where indicated and I'll write part 2 based off that option. Okay?

I need lots of participation so-

Yeah also this is completely stupid-

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America: Hey, BITCH! TODAY WE'RE GOING ON A PICNIC... AT..... THE.... PARK

You:  *VIBRATES* o H  BOY I LOVE THE PARK

America: PACK YOUR SHIT WE'RE LEAVING

You:  I-I- I'M SO EXCITED *puts on fanny pack*

-Walking to the park-

America: WHO'S GOING TO THE PARK??

You: WE ARE

America: *claps hands* WHO'S GOING TO THE PARK??

You: *wiggles hips* WE ARE

America:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You:  //// oh you-

America: o H BOY WE'RE HERE! *launches you into a tree*

You: I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!!

House: *ON FIRE*

You: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LIGHT! :D

America: *sets up blanket and BASKET*

America: OH BOY OH BOY SUCH EXITES

-Suddenly, ENGLAND-

England: *holding parasol* WHAT IN SWEET ALMIGHTY FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE WANKER

America: Hi BITCH I'M ON A PICNIC WITH (Y/N)

England: YOU WANKER HOW CAN A WANKER LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST?!

You:  HI ENGLAND!!! *RETARDED WAVE*

England:  GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT FUCKING TREE YOU FUCK

You:  :0  *weeeeeep*  *inhale* ..... *WEEEEEEEEEEEP*

England: oh no OH NO I MADE (Y/N) CRY OH NO OH NO- I WILL GO WANK IN THAT BUSH FOR ETERNITY AS A PUNISHMENT FOR MY ACTIONS- *disappears in bush*

America: *derp* n OW LETS EAT

You: OH BOY OH BOY!! SUCH EXITES

Italy:  *hiding under the blanket*

Italy:  *whispers*























Italy:  rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You: *SHITS YOURSELF* OH NO! MY FANNY PACK!!   *weeps over ruined spaghetti*

America:  o H NO THE SPAGHET

America:  *points at Italy* How dare you?

Italy:  *shrugs*

Italy:  immaeatdatshit

You:  *CLINGS ONTO FANNY PACK* NOOOOOOO!!

Italy: YEEEEE GIMME DA SHIT

You: NOOOOOOOOOO

Italy: RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIMME DA SHIT OR ILL SNAP YOUR NECKEROLI

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

America: *falcon PUNCH*

Italy: MAMMA MIA- *DED*

You:  AHHHHH A DEAD CORPSE!!

America: *throws it in the bushes*

England: *SCREAM*

America:  (Y/N)! I want go show you somethn

You: i S IT MONEY??? *MR KRABS MODE ON*

America: bitch no

America: its....

America:  MY....

America:  BOOK!

You: Oh.... a book?

America: A book!! I wrote it just for you!! *hands you the book* Take it??

You:  Hmm...

Take it?  Yes or No?

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