pICNIC DAY WITH AMERICA (You X Hetalia?)
Ok so this is sort of a new thing
All you have to do is vote whichever option you want at the bottom or where indicated and I'll write part 2 based off that option. Okay?
I need lots of participation so-
Yeah also this is completely stupid-
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America: Hey, BITCH! TODAY WE'RE GOING ON A PICNIC... AT..... THE.... PARK
You: *VIBRATES* o H BOY I LOVE THE PARK
America: PACK YOUR SHIT WE'RE LEAVING
You: I-I- I'M SO EXCITED *puts on fanny pack*
-Walking to the park-
America: WHO'S GOING TO THE PARK??
You: WE ARE
America: *claps hands* WHO'S GOING TO THE PARK??
You: *wiggles hips* WE ARE
America: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: //// oh you-
America: o H BOY WE'RE HERE! *launches you into a tree*
You: I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!!
House: *ON FIRE*
You: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LIGHT! :D
America: *sets up blanket and BASKET*
America: OH BOY OH BOY SUCH EXITES
-Suddenly, ENGLAND-
England: *holding parasol* WHAT IN SWEET ALMIGHTY FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE WANKER
America: Hi BITCH I'M ON A PICNIC WITH (Y/N)
England: YOU WANKER HOW CAN A WANKER LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST?!
You: HI ENGLAND!!! *RETARDED WAVE*
England: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT FUCKING TREE YOU FUCK
You: :0 *weeeeeep* *inhale* ..... *WEEEEEEEEEEEP*
England: oh no OH NO I MADE (Y/N) CRY OH NO OH NO- I WILL GO WANK IN THAT BUSH FOR ETERNITY AS A PUNISHMENT FOR MY ACTIONS- *disappears in bush*
America: *derp* n OW LETS EAT
You: OH BOY OH BOY!! SUCH EXITES
Italy: *hiding under the blanket*
Italy: *whispers*
Italy: rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: *SHITS YOURSELF* OH NO! MY FANNY PACK!! *weeps over ruined spaghetti*
America: o H NO THE SPAGHET
America: *points at Italy* How dare you?
Italy: *shrugs*
Italy: immaeatdatshit
You: *CLINGS ONTO FANNY PACK* NOOOOOOO!!
Italy: YEEEEE GIMME DA SHIT
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
Italy: RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIMME DA SHIT OR ILL SNAP YOUR NECKEROLI
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
America: *falcon PUNCH*
Italy: MAMMA MIA- *DED*
You: AHHHHH A DEAD CORPSE!!
America: *throws it in the bushes*
England: *SCREAM*
America: (Y/N)! I want go show you somethn
You: i S IT MONEY??? *MR KRABS MODE ON*
America: bitch no
America: its....
America: MY....
America: BOOK!
You: Oh.... a book?
America: A book!! I wrote it just for you!! *hands you the book* Take it??
You: Hmm...
Take it? Yes or No?
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