China: *bangs gong*

China: ode to himaruya...

China: WHEN YOU GONNA UPDATE??

China: ITS BEEN MORE THAN A YEAR

China: ALL WE GOT WAS THAT DUB

China: I WILL SLAP YOU, YOU SILLY CUNT

M U C H   S L A P P O

Himaruya: *pained, stuttered breathing*