So imagine this...

Ludwig is a firefighter

And he takes Feliciano to work with him sometimes

Once they had a huge party and everyone got drunk and Feli started swinging around half naked on the pole

Like omg...

Or Francis works at a muffin factory

And Arthur walks up to him but Francy-pants attacks him with a muffin and Arthur says

"Are you ever going to run out of muffins?"

"Non! Because I work at ze muffin factory"

And nobody laughs because it's almost 1 am and my eyes are closing

How's life? How are you guys?

Who's your favorite Hetalia character/s?

Mine are America, Prussia and Denmark

Mhm

BUT THEY FUCKING HAD TO CHANGE HIS VOICE LIKE NOW HE SOUNDS LIKE BARNEY GOING THROUGH PUBERTY

I LIKED HIS OLD VOICE

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM DENMARK'S OLD VOICE ACTOR?

Japan:  if you're happy and you know it crap your hands

Children:  *shit on their hands*

What if neither USUK or FrUk were real and they all married Germany instead?

That would be better

Let's all marry Germany. For a better life

My English stops working after 12 rip this is gonna be sad to read

HK:  hey bby send nudes

Ice: lmao ok u naughty

Ice:

HK:  fuck you

WHAT IF AMERICA ACTUALLY WORE GLASSES?

OR WHAT IF SWEDEN WAS CANONLY GAY

WAIT WAIT WAIT

WOULDN'T IT BE FUCKING HILARIOUS IF ENGLAND HAD GIANT CATERPILLARS AS EYBROWS

XDDDD OMG I'M DYING

England:  I'm bored. I demand entertainment

France:  *moans*

England:  Please don't ever do that again or I'll shave my eyebrows off and hang myself with them

It's 1:06

Lol wot??¿?¿¿?

Learning Spanish with Spain and Chibi Roma!

Spain: So, what have you learned so far, Roma? It's been 5 years

Chibi Roma:  Nothing, you bastard. I hate Spanish, it's stupid

Spain:  *sighs* I will give up

Belgium:  *walks by*

Chibi Roma:  *slides over*  Oye mamita, ya te dijeron que estas bien buena? Quieres pasear por ahí, tomar la leche en un bar- conozco uno bueno son gente de confianza. Después vamos pa' mi casa y no se, nos volvemos locos ya tu sabe-

Spain:  *HORRIFIED*  ROMANO!

Belgium:  *blush* I didn't understand a single shit of that but sure, whatever

Chibi Romano:  *looks at Spain like boi fuck u*

Spain:  I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE PROUD THAT YOU LEARNED OR DEPRESSED THAT YOU CAN GET WOMEN SO FAST

It's 1:22 and that was hilarious... Pray that Google Translate is good with you

I need to sleep

My eyes look like Italy's right now...

Now it's not hilarious anymore :(

SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS EVERYTHING-

Tord:  *is summoned from the depths of hell*

FUCKIN COMMIE- *HITS HIM WITH A HARPOON AND KEEPS ON RAZZLE DAZZLING*

Canada:  I ponder of something great, my lungs will fill and then deflate. They fill with fire, exhale desire-

Kumajiro: Who are you?

Canada: *FUCKING SLAMS KUMA'S FACE AGAINST THE PIANO* DIE DIE DIE

Kumajiro: I can't die :3 I'm in your imagination

The forest fic all over again *cri*

Kuma was feeling red black when he was being smashed against the keyboard. Or maybe purple....?

STOP

Guess the character

1- 🐥

2- 🍔

3- ☕

4- 🌹

5- 🌊 🐚

6-  ✨✨ ➕

7-  🍁

8-   🍜 🍕 ⬇

9-   🍜 🍕  ⬆

10-  🍗

1:34

Hhhhssssssss

Imma snek

*slithers away*

Things that you shouldn't say to Belarus:

Never say Russia

Avoid saying the letters R - U- S - I and A in a same sentence

Don't talk to her

✋high five you finished reading this

601 words wow what a fucking waste of time

I NEDD TO SLEP