America: yALL LISTEN SO GLOBAL WARMING IS 100% FAKE LIKE NO DUH JUST SOME TUMBLR VIRGINS WANTING TO GET SOME ATTENTION ISN'T THATS RIGHT YALL

Japan: GLOBAL WARMING CAN SUCK MY JAPENIS

Switzerland: NOT IF I SUCK IT FIRST

Japan: YA WANNA GO, ARLERT??

Switzerland: I DIDN'T GET THIS RAGING HOMOSEXUAL PRIZE FOR NOTHING

Japan: That says "peace prize"

Switzerland: Huh, thought it said "dick loving prize"

Japan: How-

England: DRINKING DICK IS LIKE SUCKING TEA-

France: M O ANS

America: I heard a mating call-

England: WHO RAISED YOU LIKE THIS!!

America: I don't know, why don't YOU TELL ME??? YOU WERE NEVER HOME

America: This is the sad story of my life- I was raised by a couple of lesbians... One of them was a dude

England:

France:

China:

China: WHERE'S MY OREGANO??!!!

Spain: Hey, Russia! Want some oregano??

Russia: No thank you. I already inhaled my daily dose of gorilla glue

Lithuania: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Latvia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Estonia: I'm watching hentai *sips soup*

Greece: *sleeping*

Germany: AW HELL NAW U BITCHES

England and France: GERMANY

Germany: THE FUCK YALL SLEEPIN LIKE SOME LAME ASS P*SSIES WHEN YA CANT EVEN GROW SOME B*LLS AND GROW UP YA F*CKING B*TCHES

Germany: EVERYONE SHUT YER A*SHOLES OR ILL EAT YOUR *****

Italy: MY MOTHERFUCKING EYES I CAN'T SEE SHIT EVERYTHING'S SO NARROW

Germany: DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, ITALY?!

Italy: MOM?! MOM IS THAT YOU??

Italy: I CAN HEAR GOD

Germany: THEN TELL HIM TO SHUT UP-

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Germany: The Roman Empire disappeared one day-

Italy: Aw hell no you talkin shit bout my grandpa

Germany: What are you talking about-

Italy: I fucking heard you pricked *** talking shit bout him, his dead ass gonna beat you, son

Germany: Do you have m*ntal problems??

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Germany: I'm walking around this forest with a stick

Stick: Hello

Germany: G A S P

Stick: *snapped in half by mysterious force*

Germany: STICK!!

Germany: *slams foot against mysterious forest box*

Germany: AGHHHH FUCKING HELL I - AAAAAAAAA IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF- *SOBS*

Italy: *pops out of box*

Italy: top of the morning, motherfucker

Germany: NARUTO?!?!