Episode 1:

America: DUDES fingers are really weird I mean- PFTTT OMG LOOK *WIGGLES HAND AROUND* JUST DANGLING THERE I CAN'T- *BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*

Japan: PFFFT I AGREE-

Switzerland: *slaMS HIS HAND ON THE TABLE*

Switzerland: *STARTS LAUGHING AND IS RUNNING OUT OF AIR*

England: i GOTTA SAY...*PASSES OUT*

France: *colors England's hair with markers* rainbow- BLEHH

Russia: oMG I- *SLIPS AND FALLS ON LITHUANIA*

Lithuania: *only one that isn't high*

Lithuania: AHHHH POLAND HELP

Poland: *drawing on his finger* HAHAHAHAHAHA

Latvia: E= M... 69

Estonia: *THROWS UP ON HIS LAPTOP*

Finland: HAHAHAHA- YOU FUCKING.. I CAN'T EVEN- *GAASPS*

Sweden: *painfully serious and having bad thoughts*

Greece: *sleeping*

Spain: *dancing in a corner*

China: I HAVE MORE WEED ARU

Everyone: YAY!

Germany: *slams hand on desk*  EVERYONE...

Germany: DO THESE GLASSES MAKE ME LOOK FAT? *WEIRD PINK GLASSES*

Italy: *raises hand* NAH BOI U FINE AF

*HETALIA OPENING*
C R A C K T A L I A

The rest of the chapter was just Italy and Germany fucking in the tomato box

That should exits

AND IT SHALL BE CALLED... THE TOMATO BOX FANFIC