Japan:

Japan:
 
Japan: *wAKES UP AND CHOKES ON PANCREAS*

Japan:  where the fuck am i ???

Japan: it's all dusty and shit here 👀

Everyone: *emerge fROM THE DEAD*

America: d U d e   i saw my life flash before my eyes

England: how much of it was of you eating??

America:

America: *r e c a l c u l a t i n g*

Chin: h O Es LOOK AT DAT THERE'S A SIGN OVER THERE

France: *squints at sign*

Sign: 👌

France: i swear to-

Chin: LO o o K THERE'S ANOTHER SIGN

Sign:  "Fandoms No Longer Important To Me And Are Highkey Dead And Cringey Anyway Lmao"

Everyone: .......

Italy: *SOBS LOUDLY*

Germany: oh hell no

America: guys, this place is scary ;-;

Russia: a monochrome clown stole my vodka owo

England: *picks up flyer*

England: oh jolly, there's a bake sale down this hol- o H GOD A SPIDER

China: who left a fucking pizza on the floor?? 👀 disrespecting cow that made cheese for pizza goddammit today's yOunGstErS are fucking tRAsh

Germany: *opens fridge* this fridge is full of cola

Germany: who even drinks this much cola??? what a fucking waste-

Japan: f O rgEt  t HE STUFF! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE

Japan: i've been in here so long i'm beginning to forget my own character personality

Italy: bitch u rite *dAbS*

America:  t HE CHILD IS ILL WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE QUICK BEFORE WE GET CONSUMED AND TURN INTO SHIIIIIIIITTTTT

Germany: *turns into a train* tOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKERS HOP ON

Everyone: *hop on*

Germany: *m A X i m Um OVER  D RI VE*

Germany: *BLASTS INTO OBLIVION AND RIPS A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL*

Everyone:

America:  o Of where are we now??

China: lOOK THERE'S A SIGN

France: what does it sa-

Sign: 👌

France:  SJJJKJDHSHSHDN

China: ok lol much laughs now loOOK AT THE ACTUAL SIGN

Sign: "Fandoms I Can't Escape From. Help Me. Aka: Hell"

Everyone: HURRAY!

Italy: *looks around*

Everyone: 👀

Italy: this place looks so retarded-

Germany: *inhales* just accept that we're remembered and appreciated-

England: i M  BEING ATTACKED BY AN ANGRY MUPPET

Skeleton: *tOOTS HORN* WHO FORGOT TO CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR?!?! WHO FORGOT TO CLOSE IT?!?! IM SO STRESSED OUT AGHSHDBD IM NOT OKAAAAY

DUDE: *JUMPS OUT OF CLOSET* hEy iTS YA BOI CA  N   YO u  dO tHIs?!?!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GO BACK GO BACK-