America:  Hey, I'm an American

America: I'm American *finger gun*

America: I am an American

America:  *laughs* I'm an American citizen!

America: Am I American? *sad*

America: AMERICAN HAHAHAHA OMG

America: soy Americano :3333

America: *CRIES* I'M AMERICAN

Everyone at the world meeting: .......... *blaming England*