America: .......

America: *laying in bed*

America: Ugh- I can't sleep

America: .......Yo, Juan-

Mexican: *peeks out from under America's bed*

Mexican: Yes, Mr. America??

America: Can you give me a taco? I can't sleep

Mexican: *gives him taco muy muy picante*

America: Thank you, Juan *eats taco*

Mexican: You're welcome Mr. America

America: *starting to fall asleep*

Mexican: Buenas noches, Mr. America

America: Goodnight, little immigrant

And so, America fell asleep thanks to the Mexican under his bed