London: "...Washington, what are you wearing?"

DC: "Hey-!"

It's a Capital Conference today and everyone is busy. As the meeting commences, London couldn't help but snatch the bunny ear headband that DC was wearing. She couldn't help but faintly hallucinate those ears twitching and reacting along with DC's expressions.

DC: "Hey! I was wearing that!"

London: "I could TELL. But they're obnoxious and distracting!"

DC: "Besides, quit calling me 'Washington'! It's DC! Aw, why can't ya just embrace the holidays, man!?"

London: "Because we're too busy to enjoy the holidays! You know what comes from holidays?! More work with exporting and importing gifts and extra materials for stores and factories. Financial issues with purchases on parties and events. It is utter nightmare and yet you celebrate!?"

DC: "Well...heck, yeah! I mean, heck, worry about all those neck-cracking stuff later. Better enjoy it while it lasts."

London: "Hmph, some people don't know how long it's supposed to last. Sometimes they stretch it past days and weeks."

Rome: "A-Achoo-!"

Berlin: "Ah, Gesundheit. Here, you need a tissue."

Rome: *sniff*

Rome: "Ah~! Grazie, Berlin!"

Berlin: "Do you feel sick? Unwell?"

Rome: "Nope! I feel fine~! Haha, you're sounding like Tokyo!"

DC: "Well, they're fully enjoying it, then!"

London: "Honestly, you have no restraint-"

Paris: "Ah, Londres, can you ever find it in you to just relax?"

London: "Relax, I will not."

Paris: "Hm~? Relax, you shall~"

London: "Eh-?! Get your hands off of me, frog!"

With that Paris leads London over to her seat and the two start their ritual every meeting by arguing until one party's ears start bleeding.

DC: "Aw, dang it...hm, let's see..."

Looking around the boarding room, she sees that the last capital, Athens, had finally entered the room. Everyone was here, time to commence operations. Across the room from where she was, was Copenhagen and Hohenzollern (Hohen), capitals of Denmark and East Germany, or commonly known in the Hetalian fanbase as Prussia. They caught her gaze and DC gave them a thumbs-up. Their eyes light up and shuffle up to her, hauling carts up with them. Carefully setting them up in front of the boarding room door, Copenhagen, and Hohen gets ready to reveal their contents.

DC: "OKAY! OKAY! Everyone, everyone, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE!?"

Everyone jolts where they stood or sat. Slowly, all of the capital's heads turn toward DC like a room full of oddly expression-painted, life-sized dolls in those horror movies. But this time, it's a comedy.

DC: "O-KAY, YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?!"

Beijing: "Aiya, you do not need to shout!"

DC: "...O-kay~! You know what day it is~?!"

(all): "..."

Berlin: "Oh, Mein Gott, it's April First..."

Everyone's eyes narrow either suspiciously or in fear, eyeing the weird crates behind the capitals of the Awesome Trio. Not saying another word, the girls started opening the crates and producing delicate, precious, beautiful, Faberge-looking eggs. All of them were highly decorated to correspond with a country, which many had noticed. Each of them was set on a little china-flower saucer that looked so fragile that most were surprised to see these rough-houses carrying them. The three set an egg in front of everyone.

Paris: "My, these...these are just stunning..."

London: "...It'll be an absolute shame if these blow up in our faces or something."

Warsaw: "No freaking duh..."

Paris: "Ah-! Well, if that's the case, I'll take a picture of mine!"

Capitals have a mixed reaction when their egg is set in front of them.

Moscow: "Wow, even one for me?"

DC: "Hope ya like it!"

Moscow: "Haha, Spasibo, it is really delicate. Did you three makes these?"

DC: "Each of us made certain eggs. You can take a guess who made who."

Hohen: "Here ya go, Birdie!"

Ottawa: "O-Oh! You remembered me...? U-Um, thank you."

Hohen: "Ya heard DC about who made what! Don't break it, yet!"

Paris: "...'Yet'?"

London: "...Hm, thank you."

DC: "Yup!"

Oslo: "...I honestly would have never guessed this."

Copenhagen: "Ah! You wound me, søster!"

Rome: "Grazie~!"

Ramina: "...mm."

Berlin: "Danke, Schwester, I must say, I am impressed. Do you have an egg of your own?"

Hohen: "Ja!"

DC: "Dang, look around the entire room, we be breaking dreams in a couple freaking seconds...!"

Copenhagen: "Tokyo's recording...?"

DC: "By freakin' heck she is...!"

Hohen: "Ssh! Ssh! Ssh! Geez, they'll hear you...!"

London: "...Um, Washington, what are these...eggs for?"

DC: "It's DC. Well, *ahem*, haha, you guys aren't gonna like what we'll say next."

Copenhagen: "Well, they MIGHT~"

Hohen: "Let's just say, take out your phones and start taking pictures because these aren't gonna last long."

Moscow: "Aw, that's a shame. I was hoping to have this in my office. It's quite nice. I'd also like to know who made mine."

Copenhagen: "Yeah...there's a real good reason why we aren't saying that bit..."

DC: "...really useful that we're hundreds of miles away from each other."

Hohen: "Heck, I know, right~?!"

Berlin: "So...what exactly are these eggs for, again?"

DC: "Okay, has everyone taken a picture?"

Moscow: "Somehow~"

(all three): *snigger*

Copenhagen: "Oh man, oh man, I am so gonna regret this...!"

DC: "Haha, *cough*, well, actually, you guys, these eggs that you haven't even bothered touching...they're...ha-! They're deserts. They're edible, sorry."

Paris: "...Well. That wasn't as devastating as I thought. Couleur, Mon Ami, you must give me the recipe sometime~"

DC: "We ain't handing over no recipe, even if ya fight tooth and nail."

London: "Oh, bloody cheese and crackers, your grammar is atrocious."

DC: "Oh, whatever. The recipe's omitted!"

Copenhagen: "And the catch is-"

Hohen: "We have to eat the eggs all at once!"

Berlin: "...I have a bad feeling about this..."

Beijing: "Hey, where is Tokyo? You can't have forgotten her, have you?"

Copenhagen: "U-Uh, well-"

DC: "Tokie said that she wasn't gonna be able to make it today. We had to send her egg, which was kind of a shame."

The American capital could feel the coldness trickle down her spine, shuddering her wings, internally wincing how smooth that lie was given. How many times was that already? She glanced at the crack of the wall where Tokyo gave her a small nod, clicking on her camera, a wanting glint flashing in her deep brown eyes.

DC: "Well..."

The three capitals take out their eggs, which everyone was still in awe of. Not even glancing at them, they sort of solemnly holding them in front of their mouths, in sync.

DC/Copenhagen/Hohen: "Bottoms up."

With that, everyone takes a bite out of their eggs.

(all): "..."

Chewing, a pleasurable sweetness slowly takes over their mouth that was perfect for their tastes. They suddenly feel warmer, happier, relaxed, free...high as absolute heck.

Tokyo's camera starts recording.

~~~~~

Moscow: "Like, please, OH COME ON, YOU TWO, LIKE, GET A FREAKING ROOM!"

London: "Paaaaariiiis~? Why do you push me awaaaay~???"

Paris: "Londres, get off of me, you Brit! You are far too close-GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME."

Moscow: "You two need to, like, get a room. Like, seriously, get a freaking room, you're gonna make me toss my freaking cookies."

Ottawa: "Big sister~! My dearest, lovable, discriminated by the world...my precious big sister~"

DC: *shivering to no end and near tears*

Ottawa: "Ah, haha~! You'll become one with your sister, eh~?"

DC: *starts crying at the threatening hockey stick nearing her neck*

Moscow: "If you lay a hand on my sunflower, Canada's turning into 'Russia-to-the-Left'!"

Ottawa: "She's my sister!"

Berlin: "I am so boooooored...Rome, Rome, Rome, Rome, hey Rome~? Can we do something fun? Can we eat wurst? I'm hungry."

Rome: "Berlin. Please. Just please compose yourself..."

Moscow/Kiev/Minsk: "WORK!"

Ramina: "M-M-Madrid, help me~!!!"

Madrid: "GET OFF OF ME, you annoying pasta bastard!"

London: "Uwah, Paris, you wound me..."

Paris: "Does it look like I care? Huh? Does it? Ugh-! Ew, you're not going to kiss me again, are you!?"

Central: "London! Why are you ignoring me!? What's so great about that frog???"

Beijing: "...Keep Central. I don't freaking want her."

London: "What~? Beijing, can't you take Central back~? I mean, she's nice and all, but I want Paris..."

Paris: "No! Get Central to pursue her or something! I don't want this!"

Ottawa: "Sister~!"

DC: "Waaaaah!!!"

Rome: "EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!"

Tokyo: *sits next to untouched egg*

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