Haaaaaalp....

Sorry for not posting awhile...I finally understand the existential crisis thing. 

But more than that-

I HAVE BEEN FALLING IN LOVE WITH PIRATE ENGLAND x AMERICA.

I DUNNO ANYMORE.

I'm fricking shipping America with everyone ;;.

But Rusame still has a dear place in my heart!

Just...yeah.

My sister lets me into something she's been working on and it's a landform fusion thing.

A long time ago, I still don't know if we've released it yet, but all the capitals have special powers to perform their jobs to support their country behind scenes. They're also there to take care of stuff that happened to them in history.

The power and capital I'm focusing on is the capital of Russia; Moscow. Her special ability is to become one with other landforms.

...Okay, before you guys make a freaking cringe-pride parade float, hear me out.

Remember why Poland is never scared of Russia and sometimes threatens to turn Moscow into Warsaw? Well, ready, because this is where Moscow's powers come to play.

Warning, this is headcanon.

Okay, Poland, of course, like nearly every other country in the world, had no idea his capital was personified. Warsaw already knew what he wanted, but wanted to play some fun into it. Meanwhile, in the Russian landform, General Winter had punished Moscow for trying to stop him from attacking Russia again. He ended up hanging her from the chandelier in the abandoned Romanov palace (Anastasia reference). The noose was tied on crooked, so it slipped and the rope practically dug into her right jugular (your left). So that's why she wore a scarf.

Warsaw found her there and cut her down from the noose. At first, Moscow thought she had saved her, but then she drew her up by her scarf and said-

"I'm gonna say this, like, once. So, like...you're gonna become one with me, get me? With your powers. I know what you're capable of doing. But, like, I'm feeling generous, so I'll do it for ya."

"You're gonna become one with me, get me?"

Warsaw was actually the first one to coin that phrase. But, unlike Moscow, she didn't give her any chance. She force-fused with her. Which was easy because of Moscow, with her ability, meant that by default, she was compatible with Warsaw. And since Moscow was weak from being hung from a chandelier, she had no control and Warsaw controlled the entire final form. Moscow was just dormant the entire time.

So! Yeah! That happened!

Now, basically, Moscow's 'Becoming One' ability is basically a temporary fusion between landforms. Depending who's the strongest, that landform will be the dominant gender and the fusionette (the fusion result) will have more physical or appearance features of said landform. There are also other minor things like whose ever the tallest is the dominant height, the weight will become the average between fusion combatants (the landforms fusions), and that more than two can fuse.

The most Kitari has fused together (she's the one who makes all the designs and ideas for the fusion, she's better at it, we just give her a few ideas here and there) is probably Global. Which, if you guys know from some of my past updates, is referring to the G8, which is the Global 8, in my updates. In real life, it stands for Group of 8, but that didn't really interest me...sorry.

Anyways, WHY THE HECK AM I TALKING ABOUT LANDFORM FUSION!?

Well, Kita's been experimenting and made a couple pairs that involved countries and that didn't have Russia or Moscow as the base. We don't know if we'll make that fanon to have landforms outside having the Russians as fusion combatants. 

Those two pairs are Kingstate (America/England) and Colodon (DC/London), Eiance (London/Paris) and Unified (England/France). Mostly because she's now tryna fuse at least how the two combatants say 'Hello' or 'Hi'...something like that.

...I think what was the trigger was that the way Kingstate and Colodon say hi (because you gotta fuse some form of hello and hallo...or something like that) was that they said 'Hyallo'.

Me: "...WHAT THE FREAK IS 'HYALLO'..."

Some of the other ones were kinda clever. Like Rochu and Chirun's (Russia/China, Moscow/Beijing) is 'Nivietao'. Eiance and Unified's is 'Halsoir'. Somewhere around the notes, I saw that Kitari was thinking about either making Global mute or have her speak Hetalian. 

So why did that become a big deal?

...because we had recently discovered, well, I recently discovered this fanfiction called 'Seize Him!'. Which~

...Was a dang~ wicked story...so far~

Ack, I wanna see what happens NEXT....

(it's basically a story where America gets shot back in time and Pirate England is this fusion of sadist Russia, fanon France, mild Prussia and snapped Spain, and...there's like no present England left in him, which scares America and he's trying to get back home)

But...then I had started getting ideas...

...it lead from making an unpublished America x Pirate England story...

...to making another one, but it dealt with HAMILTON...

...then I wanted to make a book where all of us remade all the songs as Hamiltalia songs...like parodies...

...we've already gotten, what...seven songs...? Probably less...

...then I started doing this other story about Russia, then wondering who I even ship America with anymore.

England's freaking fine, he's literally shipped with every canon country in Hetalia, which surprised me to a great degree...

So...question...

What do you guys want?

Hamiltalia? Even though not all the songs are gonna be on it...

America x Pirate England? Even though England's gonna be a very low-blow sadist guy...

A Russia story? Even though there's gonna be some stuff on Italy and America in it...

Or me trying to repair another update for this story? Even though...

...even though...

...

Just tell me what you want.

Please.

Bye-bye