A/n
Japan is very constipated
angst
-was writing this while listening to carousel(MELANIE MARTI-)
(h/s): hated song
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America

"AMERICAT GET YO FAT FURRY ASS HERE!"

"NEVER!!!HAHAAHAHHA!"

You reached for the big fur ball and as you did,you immediately fell from the ladder you were on

Why were you on a ladder? Well Sir Meowfred F Jones here was being a pussy and didn't want to take a bath. So you being the responsible girlfriend you are, tried to get him in the bath

"AMERICAT I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN FROM THERE I WILL NOT GO TO MCDONALD'S AND BUY A SHIT TON OF BURGERS"

He stared intently into you,almost as if he was looking through your soul. Time past by for at least an hour(aka 5 minutes).

"Okay then," He said casually,pouting as he dropped from the ceiling and swayed his ass to the bathroom,leaving a confused (y/n) to think about her choices in life

-after the bath-

It was probably one of the world's seven wonders(well..to you at least)because instead of fighting against you,he cooperated with you which was weird but then again,he is America as a cat

And then came the cute,sassy,tiny Scottish fold with the bush-like eyebrows into the bathroom. Sitting on the tiny stool, patiently waiting for his bath time. "I say (Y/n)!What did you do to calm this American idiot down?" "Well Iggy...."

And so you told him the story of how you conquered the U.S.A cat representative

"Wait so you only threatened him not to buy McDonald's..?"

"Pretty much..and then he just sassed his way here"

"..."

"I know right?"

England

"Aren't you just the cutest~?"

"(Y/n)-"

"Look at you!So tiny and sassy-"

"(Y/n)-!)

"YOU LOOK SO FUCKING ADORABLE-"

"(Y/N)!!!!!!"

You stopped as you stared at his tiny yet so enraged form

"I've had enough of this bloody baby talk you give me!'Your so cute!' this 'your so sassy' that!IT'S BLOODY ANNOYING YOU KNOW?!I'M ONLY LIKE THIS FOR A DAY ANYWAY AND BESIDES, I'M STILL A GOD FORSAKEN COUNTRY!SO PLEASE STOP DOING THAT!" he screamed

You started to laugh "W-WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!" "I-IT'S JUST THAT YOU LOOK SO FLUFFY AND ADORABLE!"

"S-SHUT UP!" He pouted as he sat down,his face red as an apple(because tomatoes are not the only red fruits here). You poked his cheek and kissed his forehead "Love ya,pirate~" "L-love you too.....git" "KYAAAA!!!" "STOP SQUEALING!!!"

The next day,let's just say he got his own revenge by turning you into a cat

(Inner conscience: 'hehe i wanna make a jo-')

France

"Ohonhonhon~"

"Francis?? What the hell..?"

"You see Ma Cheri~ All the countries agreed to be a cat only for a day and I have transformed into my fabulously fabulous cat form" He said as he flipped some of his white fur since i was so LONG-

You snickered
"Yeah sure whatever,pussy"

"CHERI!"

"OKAY!Okay!I'm sorry" You laughed as he snuggled against your face,which might I add tickled.

He started to snuggle around your neck,slowly going down until he reached your chest area. You muttered "Same ol' Francis" "Ohonhon~"

Searching the refrigerator for a drink,you noticed that Francis has been awfully quiet

"Um Francis?Are you okay?" You hears a sigh from him "I'm fine,but..." "But what..?"

"Since I'm a country and your a human...I won't die unless my country falls..but you?Your just gonna go like the leaves in Autumn" he said,sadness obvious in his tone.

You smiled, taking the cat of your neck and placing him on the kitchen counter.

"Look Francis..." You took a seat near him "..I know that one day that's gonna happen,but trust me,I will always love you no matter what..and besides.." You pet his head "Even if I die,I would be reincarnated and maybe,we would meet again" "Oh wow..cheri I-" "Shh,don't think about it Francis,don't think about it.." you said as you snuggled next to him,slowly drifting to sleep. He just sighed and made himself comfortable as he started to drift off to dreamworld

-a few hours later-

"Cheri..?"

"Mhmm~...F-francis?"

"Can you open your eyes please..?"

"W-why..?I-OMAIGAD SWEET LORD JESUS FRANCIS GO GET YOUR CLOTHES YOUR FUCKING BUTT NAKED AND THE WINDOWS ARE OPENED!!!

"..But I thought you liked this~"

"THE CAT LADY FROM NEXT DOOR IS WATCHING YOU DAMMIT"

"PIERREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

His bird came in,carrying his clothes. Quickly taking it,he immediately ran into the bathroom as you silently snickered,taking the cat lady cutout you placed near the windows

"One for me,zero for Francis~!"

Russia

"Ivan?Where are you...?" You shouted around the house as you searched for him,his absence starting to disturb you and the fellow beside you

Who is it you ask?None other than the great mother Russia

Literally

"Okay kitty,so we're going to look for a tall man with a scarf and holds either a bottle of vodka,sunflower,or a pipe okay?"

"Da" the cat meowed

"Okay then! LET'S GOOOO!!!!!!!!!" you shouted as you ran around the mansion looking for the Russian,unaware of the fact that he's actually next to you

"Mein gott for fucks sake woman he's next to you!" W said as she adjusted her binoculars,Impatiently waiting on a tree branch

"She can't be that-"

crack

".."

Snap

"Wait wha-"

loud crack/snap

"SON OF A BI-"

thud

"..O-ouch" W muttered,unaware of the Russia-cat snickering(or something like that) then walked his way back to your side oh-so-innocently

"Hmm?You found something?" The cat nodded and pointed towards the window

"Wait isn't that-OMFG W-(CHAN/KUN/SAN) WHAT HAPPENED?!" you screamed as you ran outside trying to help (him/her)

And the Russia-cat just smiled

-Next day-

"Mhmm..hmm?IVAN!WHY ARE YOU ON THE FLOOR NAKED?!OMFG DID WE DO IT?!SHIT DID WE USE PROTECTION?!HOW BIG WA-"

Okay let's just cut it till there

China

"Aiyah aru!!!Why are there mouses on the floor (y/n)?!?" He called out from the kitchen.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!' you called out from the living room,being the couch potato that you are.

"CAN YOU JUST COME HERE?!"

"FINE!" you screamed,dropping your phone onto the couch and power-marched your way to him

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WI-" you started but as you looked to the kitchen counter,you saw a black/gray cat with something like a ponytail behind its head

You both kinda had this stare off for 5 minutes until he spoke up

"Umm..(y/n)?"

"Yao is that you..?"

"Yes-"

The moment he said yes,you immediately ran into your room and got all the cat toys you had for your previous kitten. You took him and placed him on the living room floor,dropping all the cat toys and smiled at him

In a creepy way,of course

"C'mere Yao,I won't hurt you~" you said as you took one of the 'toys'

"Umm...(y/n) aru..?What are you doing?!Wait!N-NO STOP!!!!!!"

Oh wait,silly me!

Those were your 'torturing' tools!
And did I forget to tell you that you had a bad history with cats?
Yeah..

Oops
My bad (･ω<)☆

-next day-

"(Y/n)!"

"What..?I'm still sleepy..."

"YOU TORTURED ME WITH STUPID SONGS ARU!"

"Oh you mean (h/s)?Yeah I hated that song.." you said as you went back to sleep,hugging his panda plushie. He just sighed and went back to sleep

Spain

This cat just...

LOVES to hug and snuggle all the time doesn't he..

"Toni,I know you like cuddles and snuggles but this is just ridiculous" you muttered,your voice muffled because of the furball in front of your face clutching onto its dear life.

"It's just a movie..." You said as you turned off the movie,taking the cat off your face

"But chica-!"

"I know it's a love story about a guy who loves a ghost chick that semi-existed but come on!I'm never gonna leave you!" You said as you hugged the poor life out of him.

"C-chica?"

"Mhmm?"

"...Te amo" he said as he attempted to kiss you,instead nuzzling on your nose. You just giggled and went to the kitchen

"I'm making some (f/f).."

"I WANT SOME!" He said as he jumped off the sofa and pretty much sprinted towards the kitchen

Crash
Bang

"T-TONI!"

"Ah chica,I forgot to tell you...

We're naked after we change back from our cat forms |･ω･)/ "

Oh and did I tell you it was past midnight?

No?

Well there ya go!

Canada

HOLY FUCK IM SO SORRY!!!

Canada-cat sighed "Forgotten again..." He said as he looked out the window

You noticed his gloomy mood and decided to cheer him up.

"Hey Mattie,you wanna talk about it..?". He looked at you and gave the most heartbroken expression.

"Y-yeah..." He immediately rammed into you and started sobbing loudly.

"I-It's just!ITS JUST!"

"Shh calm down my sweet  innocent maple leaf..." You said as you pet his head slowly

You faced to him

"Okay,so what is it Hun?"

"T-the Author of this book forgot my scenario!!!!!" He said as he went back to sobbing.

Because bad 4th wall breakage was bad

You had a vein in your head. Opening the window,you took a rock and threw it towards W's house.

You heard a scream "I KNOW I FORGOT HIM,IM SORRY!!!!!!!!" she said,a bump evident on her head

"BITCH YOU BETTER BE SORRY!YOU MADE MY PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL CRY YOU JACKASS!" and with that,you closed the window along with a scared Canada

Never had he saw you throw a rock towards a person

"U-um Maple..?"

"Yes~?"

"You didn't have to do that y-you know.."

"NAH IT'S OKAY I DESERVED IT!" A muffled voice from next door said

"SHUT UP!"

"IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!"

Im really sorry for forgetting the Canadian cutie :'(

A/n
Hi guys :>
I updated again

Yay

I just got a new phone :D so yeah,UPDATES WILL COMMENCE!

Holidays are over,School is closer
Shit
Im actually happy

Anyway,Byeonara ppl (〃￣ω￣〃ゞ
(If one day I reach 100k reads,please remind me to show my face lmao,if you guys want tho..I mean I'm ugly as shit but I might do it)

-W kun/chan/whatever ya wanna call me