Whoever hates the jealous song but still sings it anyway say "i"
-akward silence-
Well im the only one then...(and my friend,A)
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Italy
His typical days with pasta,cats,and flirting with girls.Now you hated the last activity so much,since girls would leave and be like "omg he likes me" or "i would totally date him".Another reason you hated these girls is that they would constantly keep calling you undeserved,ugly,fat,show off.One of those girls started to kiss feli in the lips,and as you saw this,you called the whole mafia like literally the whole italian mafia along with romano "THERE THEY ARE BOYS!GET EM!" and by that,the girls are tied up and got picked up in a chopper headed to who knows where.You turned your head to feli with the russian smile(R:Somebody called da?||W:get back in there -pushes R into the floor-)"Now you understand not to make me jealous,yea?" You said with venom lacing your words.Feli glomped you while crying "IM-A SORRY BELLA!PLEASE-A DONT KILL-A ME!!!!" "Feli holy pastas i'm not gonna calm tf down"

Germany
You and Ludwig decided to hit the road and travel all the way from Berlin to Paris(pffft-it is possible if you notice).The car started to slow down and finally stopped."You stupid piece of sheiße!!" Ludwig screamed as he kicked your van "Oi,Calm down okay?!That thing costs all my money when i was in college!" He sighed "I vill go ask someone okay?" And before you knew it,he was gone.There was a gas station near to where you broke down,so you decided to go and check it out,and guess what?you saw him there,right there being sexually harassed by a flipping plastic chic(u know what i mean :3).You ran back and got out your AK-47 and started to shoot right next next to the girl's head "You have 3 fucking seconds to get off my boyfriend,before this friend of mine starts talkin" you said as you polished your 'friend'.She was scared shitless and ran away.Ludwig carried you back to the car "Jou vere jealous,veren't jou-" "You have absolutely 10 seconds to shut the f#ck up and start driving before i make sure you kiss your beer ass goodbye" and with that,he started the engine,blushing(you looked hot + sexy)and scared(you aim well)at the same time.

Japan
Bro....you were like...yandere if any girl,and i mean any girl dared to get close to Japan,you would call in the Asia squad(China,South korea,Taiwan,Vietnam,Hongkong,etc),Get all the weapons,lock him inside his own home and tell him its war,and just send that girl to somewhere over the rainbow (if you know what i mean -smiles-)

America
You and Alfie decided to go to a fancy restaurant to celebrate your success in (fave thing) job.A while later,a busty blonde waiter came "Can i take your order~?" she said as she winked at Alfred being all like 'if you know wut i mean -eyebrows wiggle-'."I would like a (f/f) and (f/d) please!" "Mkay....-sigh" the waiter just nodded and wrote it down,bored as hell until Alfred spoke up "I want a cheeseburger please!" "Would you like some extra sauce in that~?" she said in a flirty tone,making him blush madly,which made your rage meter broke.You took her by the collar and brought her face near yours "LISTEN UP DUMB%SS,YOU MAY HAVE A FAT *SS AND BIG BAD BOYS BUT THAT DOESN'T F#CKING MEAN EVERY TIME YOU F#CKING FLIRT WITH A DUDE YOU GET THEM BANANAS,SO BACK THE F%CK OFF!" you shouted to her as you shoved her to the floor and started to beat the sh#t out of her.It took Alfred,Russia,Germany,Your (brother/sister),and the manager to get you off the now bleeding to death woman....Guess she's not so busty anymore huh?HUH?
-akward silence-
I'm done
-leaves-

England
"Iggy!I baked the ca-who's she?" you said as you starred at the girl England was talking to "Love,meet Seychelles,Seychelles,meet (y/n)" the so called 'seychelles' skipped her way to you "Hiya!" she said as she held out a hand for you to shake,which you shaked and smiled at her "Nice to meet you..S-seychelles" you said as you started to twitch a bit.She left with Arthur,saying that they both needed to talk about 'economy'.You got suspicious,so you followed them with a spy suit along with spy gadgets(reader got way too ahead of herself :0 jk).You hid behind a tree,puling out a to see a(for some reason)drunk arthur and seychelles...making out.You pulled out your gun and pointed it at seychelles's forehead,making her ran away.Screams of a high pith voice was heard as you kept shooting near her legs.You stopped and tried to calm down,until a drunk ass Arthur came and groped your ass.

Let's just say he almost died.....
ALMOST

France
Francis promised you for a nice walk in the park,so you packed your stuff and went outside,where he was waiting for you.The word WAS is very strong,so when he WAS waiting for you,you see him flirting with a girl,same age as you,but had a curvy figure and had short black wavy hair.The girl giggled like a girly scout and started hugging him.You were a peace girlfriend,so what did you do?since Tony lived next to you,you asked if you can borrow his 'natural beast'.Thumping could be heard as you rode the 'natural beast' straight for the girl,making her scream and run.You went to Francis and stared at him with your glistening (e/c) orbs and smiled "I said peaceful,so i used nature's beast" you said and dragged him to your car and left.

Russia
No one dared to flirt or steal Ivan from you.
Why?
Remember how Ivan reacted when some other dude flirting with you?
Yea...
You did that
Only 10 times worse
I don't even know how that's possible,you can imagine it :3

Canada
"Mattie,i'm gonna go to the toilet,so you wait for me okay?" "O-okay!" He said enthusiastically making you smile.You waited so long just for a stall to open up,it probably felt like hours(although it was only like around 20 minutes).The corner stall finally opened,making you rush in it and locked the door.You opened your.....you know it already.After 15 minutes,you finally finished and went out."And this is why i shouldn't have eaten that much Tacos..." you reminded yourself for next time.You heard a soft feminine voice that you recognized as your old childhood friend,Cathy."U-um Matthew,there's something i want to tell you...." you quietly listened to them as she continued "-i love you!please let me be your girlfriend!" okay,that was it.You marched up to Matthew,gave her the note,and left her there.
Extra ending~
Cathy opened the note,and read:
Dear Cathy,
I won't be a b#tch here,but remember our bet?well i won.I know you still like Kevin and you know what?he likes you back.So i'm gonna leave you in peace,but if you ever,and i mean EVER try to get my Mattie...
Bad things will come upon yo ass(Holla at yo playa SON)
Here's Kevin's phone number:
XXX-XXX-XXX-XXX
Sincerly,
(Y/n)
Cathy smiled "your still goofy and cheery huh?" A tear dropped from her eyes "Thank you (y/n)...."

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A/N
1.)Guess who's in the pic
2.)Get the refrence?
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