Hullo ^-^

Imma try to update stuff without going to the toilet all the time,my stomach's a bitch.If my stomach is a person,i'd punch that mother trucker in the face(#FalconPunch)But i'll just have a worse stomach since it's my stomach,At anyrate,i wanted to skip to the part where he's drunk ;D

Good luck is all i can say~

ENJOY!!!!

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Italy
You both decided to hit the road(finally)and buy some wine that Feli always talked to you about when he's random(he always is .-.).Feli skipped happily as you...well walked normally.At the store,you finally spotted the wine and quickly bought it,since Feli was already missing his precious pasta.You both went home happily with the wine.

"Remember Feli,DO NOT drink too much wine ok?" "Si Bella~!"You sighed.You were about to visit your niece,since it was her birthday and you decided to leave Feli home all alone with cats,which was a bad idea you assumed but shrugged it off.

"Feli~!I'm back!And i bring pasta~"You shouted out to the house,but got no response.Curiousity got the best of you,as you discovered that in the living room,lies a very drunk-then-passed-out looking Feli and cats in a corner,looking scared to death.One of the ran to you and meowed,making you scratch behind it's ear as it joyfully kept mewing."B-bella?"Feli finally woke up from his bed,making you smile at him.Now that smile isn't the usual smile,it's what you call,"The Russian smile".So you technically smiled like russia,making Feli scared but can't move,since he was so sore"You broke my rule Feli,what punishment should i give you...?"You said as you smiled that creepy smile of your,making Feli shudder

"No pasta for a month"

Italian cries in

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"Shush!the cats are sleeping!"

Germany
Now you knew that Ludwig was sometimes a heavy drinker,but you didn't thought it'd be this bad.You were back from work,tired as fuck.You were getting milk from the fridge until a drunk-off-his-ass Ludwig carried you,bridal style,making you drop the milk"Jou know i love jou right?"said a drunk german.You only nodded,unsure until he gropped your ass,making you yelp and slap his face,making him drop you in the process.He kept dancing and twerking until he passed out,making you turn off the camera you used to record

Le aftermath

You heard groaning from your room(you share beds,nothing dirty.....yet XD)making you head to the now-just-woke-up Ludwig laying on the bed,very sick to say the least."Liebe...vhat happened?"You laughed"A sh%t load of stuff!You practically broke my twerking record!"He stood up,only to stay in bed since his head hurts like heck"You were drunk,that's what happened,which i managed to record on camera"You smirked as he tried to grab the camera but failed really bad,making him face plant on the floor.

Extra~
"Did jou get it frau?"Gilbert said as he took some popcorn and shove it to his mouth
"Yep"
you both grinned
"LET'S WATCH!"

Japan
Now you knew that Kiku would NEVER EVER get drunk.But that soon changed after the following statement was said,You both went to America's party for the sake of that american.He had wine,beer,vodka,you name it.You all played ToD,Russian Roulette(Russia didn't even die!),and all that stupid stuff.Japan was dared to chug down the whole wine bottle(it was already 1/2 the bottle,calm down :3),and since japan can't deny stuff,he totally did it.He stumbled on the sofa and started to hump it,which made you have a what-the-fuck face.He then took of his clothes,making the boys follow and he screamed the first thing you would think he did"I LOVE YOU HATSUNE MIKU!!!!!!"and touch down the poor table.And after more crazy stuff happened,he finally passed out.

"(y-n)-san,w-what happened..?"as he asked that,you took the camera you had and showed it to him.Of course you recorded it cause awesome girlfriends do it like so -shades on-.Japan crawled back in the sheets of bed,regretting so badly.

America
You only left Alfred alone because you were in a rush to the store,cause of the forgetful you,forgot your wallet."Okay Alfie,i have to go and get my wallet,Remember,DO NOT DRINK THE BEER,okay?" "Aye,ay (y/n)!"He said giving you a goofy salute.You nodded and went out,unsure of doing this.

His pov
I stood still,still saluting as i wait for (y/n) to completely leave the house to drink the beer.I know i promised her not to but this is beer!she should know that i love these to death...well except for Germany,that dude lives for beer.As she went away,i quickly grabbed as many beer cans as i can and managed to get 20 cans,in my hands.I rushed to the sofa and started to chug the beers,feeling it's beer-ish taste(XD).After only 19 cans,I started feeling woozy and started to lose my mind

Back to normal
"Omg thank you so much for keeping it with you Alice!Thanks so much!"Alice smiled "No problem,it's what i do to keep the customer's happy"She smiled as her blonde hair shone against the sun's light "Bye!and thanks again~!"You said as you walked back to home.You had these....senses if something went wrong,and one of them was sensing something "Something's not right....no,he didn't..did he?"You talked to yourself,making your eyes widen and ran back home ASAP.

Your guts were right as you saw a familiar american running out of the house,to you....naked."(Y/N)!!!IIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LUUV YOOOUUUU!!!"He sang,obviously drunk as he clinged on to you,making you sigh and drag him home,which on the way back,he passed out.He finally woke up,and you told him the story of a girl who dragged her naked-then-sang-whitney-houston-and-clinged boyfriend back home,which made him scared for a month.

England
"Hello?" "Francis,can you help me bring a drunk Iggy home?" "Oui,i'll be there in 10 seconds"And as he hanged up,he literally came in 10 seconds flat(#mlpreference)."Where were you?" "Just outside the pub Ma chère"You face palmed 'of course,he would always be stalking England....'

Earlier that day
Arthur decided to show you his 'beloved' pub,which made you prepare the following:
-Extra clothes
-Extra buckets(the small ones)
-Flying mint bunny
-Your phone
-Your camera(your too lazy to record on your phone)

"Love,are you sure you have to bring these...items?"He asked,you sighed "I heard that you can't control your alcohol,so..yes,i do" "I CAN CONTROL MY ALCOHOL!!!!!"You snickered "That's what she said"Making him pout and sigh "Just get ready alright?"you gave him a kiss and went in the showers.

You both finally made it to the pub.You were shocked when you entered the pub.There were streamers everywhere,Neon lights filling the whole room,with singers singing random stuff.Arthur was already at the bar ordering some beer,making you sigh.You went to the toilet since you had to take a No.1(-laughs and rolls on the ground- #overreactinglol),and as you finished,your eyes widen.You,(y/n) (l/n) is seeing your boyfriend,Arthur Kirkland stripping on a pole with those perverted butler uniforms while singing along "Love me like you do"."I'LL LET YOU SET THE PACE!CAUSE IM NOT THINKING STRAIGHT~!!!!"You smirked as you took out your camera and started recording,until a few minutes later he passed out,which made you call Francis and that's what happened now,you both dragging home a slurred,passed out England.

After he woke up,let's just say he went under the bedsheets and screamed like a little girl who just lost her beloved toy bunny.

France

W:
Dear (y/n),
Your boyfriend got drunk.
So drunk that he started opening his clothes(only to have a rose covering his u know what),and started chasing my puppy around.He then took my puppy and started carrying him around like lion king's circle of life while singing,then started to yodel about a sandwich and a pineapple(which i don't know why).

He got even more drunk that i can't even explain how it happened here.Hope ye'll pick him up
Cause he made my beautiful home smell like sh%t
Help,
-W

Russia
Him and the vodka,that unbreakable bond between those two...except for you and russia's too,it's like set in stone.Since today was snowing beautifully,you decided to play in the snow with the whole household which includes Ivan,Natalya,Yekaterina(#Athousandpiecesofyou),Toris,and Raivis.Eduard insisted that he stayed inside but since Russia is just right behind him,he said yes,so..also Eduard.You wore your light beige coat and boots that was given to you by your mother,While you wore your (f/c) winter hat bought by your father."You guys ready?" They all nodded as you started to go outside and started playing.After only 15 minutes,Yekaterina was making a snow angel,Natalya and Raivis were building a snowman,Eduard and Toris were having fun in a snowball fight.You sighed happily,until a certain figure from the house disturbed your peaceful time.You went in and saw Ivan,drunk and half naked(Still got that scarf on tho)singing what seems to be the most ridiculous song ever to you "LET IT GO!!!LET IT GO!!BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSI-" You panted.You just hit Russia's head with a frying pan a certain hungarian gave you as a gift.Natalya went in the first and damn she was fast "(y/n)?why would you kill big brother?" she said,an aura starting to form around her which made you wave the camera you used "You wanna see him drunk or what?".Natalya ran to you and gave you a hug,which means she's gonna whisper "The clip,My room,10 pm,this night" she said and left.You smirked,this was gonna be one hell of a night.

Canada

W:
If you noticed,Canada/Matthew doesn't drink
(Reader:But i wanna! -pout-)
no drunk yard Matthew for you!
>:(
Jk
He just doesn't
Mkay?
(Reader:Fine....)

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I changed china to canada so your not confused so...
FYI
-W