When he reads yaoi
Thank you for your suggestions!!
I already handpicked my favorite ones so wait for more in the future update(won't take long,promise)
Shout out to my best friends to probably ever exist PNXSTER (go read her stories :D) and pentaholeggs
Okay,this one was suggested and omfg i was cackling all over the place(yes,i said cackling )
Anyway,lets go :D
(And btw,In japan i think you can get a book cover if you buy some yaoi/yuri/hentai crap so that no one can see what your reading,which is gonna happen here :3)
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Italy
You sighed as you placed in the last "manga" on the shelf."These things keep catching dust...seriously is there like a way to stop that?" You said to yourself,walking over to your laptop and searched the idea.
Unknown to you,Italy accidentally took one of your "manga" instead of his cookbook(he's pro,of course he has his own cookbook).He took one of your FrUk yaoi.
This of course,went unnoticed until the shrill screams of an italian can be heard throughout the house/mansion.
You ran towards the kitchen,only to find a bundle of blue on the couch and the FrUk yaoi
"Did he just...?"
You lifted the book to see...let's just say the "fun" part
"Oh...no wonder"
Germany
Bitch
Someone stole one of your yaoi's
And it was the intense one(if ya know what i me-)
Oh hell no
Bitch ain't gon be tolerated
You took out your trusty bat(given by a certain vegetarian) and straight up banged on a german man's door
"LUDWIG FUCKING BEILSCHDMT I KNOW YOU TOOK ONE OF MY YAOI MANGAS YOU PERVERTED MASSIVE HUNK OF MEAT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT HERE BEFORE I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SMACK THAT FACE OF YOURS!.."
Silence
"....AND I ACCEPT NO 'NEIN'S"
You immediately heard thumping from behind the door and soon it opened to reveal a VERY flustered Ludwig.You smirked and took the book
"Nice choice mate~Now go do something about your pants and the mountain under it.."
"S-SHIT"
He ran into his bathroom
"I always knew he secretly liked himself being shipped with Feli~"
Japan
"KIKU!!!!!!!!!!!"
"H-hai(yes),(y/n)-san?"
"Can i read from your yaoi collection..?"
"Hai(yes)"
"YAAAAAAYYY THANK YOU!!!!" You shouted as you ran to his room. Analyzing his massive collection,you noticed one of your (fave shipping name) yaoi wasn't there."Is he reading it..?" You wondered as you tip-toed your way to the living room...
..yep he was reading it
You sighed,gaining attention from the flustered Japanese man."Kiku what the hell are you reading?" "N-nothing"
He was clearly lying when the yaoi is in his hands
You smirked and tackled him,taking the yaoi and ran to the bathroom,Oh and you already locked all the bathrooms so he couldn't calm his..mountain.
Poor Kiku...I can't really say what happened,but let's just say...I can't describe it actually...
Sorry :(
America
It was a fine day in the Jones household.The birds were chirping,flowers were blooming...
Okay let's be serious here
"(Y/n)?!"
"YEAH?!"
"YOU GOT ANYTHING FOR ME TO READ?"
You smirked as you closed your book,staring into his ocean blue eyes."Ya sure ya want to read...something new?" You said in a suggestive way,eyebrows wiggling "YEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!LIKE DO YOU KNOW HOW MANU TIMES I READ MY COMICS OVER AND O-" "OKAY I DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOUR BITCHING ALFRED F JONES" you screamed as you dragged him by his collar up to your room
You shoved him in front of your massive collection.All he did was awe at your manga(and you-know-what)collection.
"S-so I can actually read one?!"
"Yeah,you can!In fact,read this one!" You said happily as you gave him a 'manga'. Like the 'innocent' child he is,he immediately started reading as you ran outside,cackling all the way
...
...
...
It's been 2 hours since you left Alfred in your room and boy was he about to feel the wrath of hell. Your room was a mess. Manga's were scattered across the floor,Oh wait...wait hold up
It was your yaoi
Alfred looked back to feel a dangerous aura emitting from the door
Oh wait,it was you
Your smile twitched as you slowly walked towards him,bat in hand as you closed the door,putting a 'do not disturb' sign
England(short AF ;-; )
A fine day it was in the country of England,London to be exact. People were shopping,eating,whatever normal people do.
It would've been a fine day if a certain brit wasn't snooping into his girlfriend's 'Private stash of weird fetishes'. Yes you read this right
'PRIVATE
STASH
OF
WEIRD
FETISHES'
"Arthur...I seriously can't beli-" "I DID NOT READ ONE OF YOUR YAOI COLLECTION!HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH SHAMEFUL ACT?!" "I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT READING YAOI,WHERE DID YA GET THAT FROM,JACKASS?!" "CALLING NAMES NOW ARE WE?" "HELL YEAH WE ARE YOU PEVERTED BRIT" "SAYS THE GIRL THAT PRACTICALLY READS PORN COMICS" "THEY'RE CALLED YAOI ARTHUR,ATLEAST THEY'RE REAL"
He gasped,cluthing his chest dramatically "H-how dare you insult my imaginary friends?!HOW DARE YOU!" "Wait-" he ran into his room,sobbing all the way
"AND CUT!great acting guys!" Alfred said as he looked through the script,throwing it onto the floor in the process
"Um guys...?"
France(Pretty short ;-; )
It's no surprise that your French boyfriend would be curious when you told him to not look in your manga collection
"I don't get it..why did Cherie told me to stay away..." He muttered,throwing mangas around the room,before stopping at a certain manga
"Hmm..?what do we have here Ohonhonhon~"
He found a manga with an obvious cover on it
"Oho~?...."
"OHONHONHONHON-"
-several hours later-
"Francis!I'm back!" You shouted,placing the figures on the table. You heard a silent French laugh from your room. Curious,you opened the door only to find a satisfied Francis laying on the floor(not to mention that he was naked along with the rose around his..parts)
"So ma cherie,where did you get those 'mangas' hmm~?"
"What do you mea-KYAAAAA!!!!"
"OHONHONHON~"
"WHY ARE MY YAOI'S SCATTERED ACROSS THE FLOOR?!?!?!"
"You know...we could always roleplay~"
"F-FRANCIS!"
-cue sexy jazz music-
".."
".."
"Where's that music coming from...?"
"Wait..It's from your closet,cheri.."
You opened it slowly to reveal a girl with tanned skin and dark brown hair holding a phone that clearly had the music you just heard
W just smiles innocently and immediately ran towards the window,jumping out of it,followef with a loud crack
"IM OKAY!"
Russia
"Sunflower?"
"Yeah?"
"I really wanna try this position with you ^J^/"
"What do you mean...?..?!?!?!?!!!!!!?!-"
"Exactly,It seems fun,da?"
"WHAT THE FU-IVAN PUT ME DOWN!!!"
"We're gonna have a fun time,da~?"
"GOD DAMN YOU JAPAN!!!"
-somewhere in Japan-
"....Achoo!"
"Woah Kiku,you okay?" America said as he drank his tea,concerning the health of his friend
"H-hai..I'm perfectry fi-Achoo!"
"C'mon let's get you inside" America said,taking his friend's hand and leading him inside. "A-arigato Alfred-kun" "No problem honey \(>w0)>" "?!?!!!!!!"
And from the other side of the world,a loud scream can be heard
If ya know what I mean 0v<
"HOLY SHIT THEY FORGOT THE CONDO-" "STFU ASSHOLE,YOUR GONNA BLOW OUR COVER!" "..." "..." "....W-" "No,just..no,do not make a blow job joke..just....no" "...Okay.."
China
Yao has been pretty confused lately
He saw you looking at him,then back at the book,giggling like an idiot
Him
'Book'
Him
'Book'
Him
'Book'-
"(Y/N) why do you keep staring at me and that...book?" Yao asked,scratching his forehead trying to think of things you would do and why
"Oh~OH!NOTHING~!" you giggled as you shoved the book at his face. Irritated,he took the book and got a good look at it. After realizing why you were giggling all the time,his face started to go red
Like,really red
"(Y/N) WHAT IS THIS YAOI CRAP"
"ITS A CHINA X RU-"
"NO!DONT YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE!"
".."
"..no"
"itsarussiaxchinayaoibruhyugottahate"
"(Y/N)!" He shouted as you ran away. Since he's Yao,he was obviously gonna catch up. You felt a presence around you,only to meet brown orbs clouded with that 'feeling'
Wait..the fuck?
Shit
"U-um..Hahaha!Wasn't that a nice change for once?"
He isn't laughing
"Um..You know,We can go order some dumplings and watch anime..?"
He's moving
Shit
Um
Fuck
He whispered something,making your eyes widen and started panicking
"Um..U-uh..HELP-"
"Shh,we're gonna have a good time" he said as he threw you over his shoulder
"....shit.."
Turns out you two were making dumplings
Of course with you doing most of them as punishment
Canada
I'm sorry I just... can't
I CANT -sob-
HE'S SO INNOCENT(NOT)
Let's just say he was the one that bought your whole collection that was on sale on eBay
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