The "bloody" time
A/n
You gotta love that pun if you know what I mean -wiggles eyebrows-(I'm on 'it' so no more puns -_-")
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Italy
"Ve~bella where-a are you?" Feli said with confusion as he searched around the mansion. He passed room by room looking for you until he heard an undescribable sound from your room.
He may seem innocent but a lot of things ran in his mind
'Is mia Bella cheating on me?is she hurt?is she in trouble?is she going cra-' the thoughts stopped as you opened the door with an empty bucket of ice cream with a soda can in it "F-feli..it h-hu-rrts..." You started sobbing uncontrollably as you dropped the items and hugged him.
You had a blanket with a Gilbird pattern on it(given to you by someone *cough*)and your hair was so messy it looks like a big bundle of (h/c) wool...well not THAT messy but procrastination is everything.Feli decided to check your room,just in case there was a robber.
~the aftermath~
Gilbert was laying on the couch watching some 'unawesome' TV programme until the house phone rang
He groaned in annoyance and picked it up
"Hallo,wh-"
"VEEE!!!GILBERT-A (y/n) IS SO-A SICK THERE'S BLOOD-A EVERYWHERE IN-A THE BATHROOM AND NOW,IM-A SO SCARED-A!!!"
Hearing this,Gilbert started laughing his ass off,leaving a confused Feli on hold
"FELI!(y/n) IS NOT DYING OKAY?*laughs*SHE'S ON THE TIME OF THE MONTH!"
Germany
Cut to the chase...
He already knew about it
He was prepared
But he screamed like a little girl when he woke up seeing blood on the bed,and man you were cranky
"LUDWIG!SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR SAKEN TIMES!" you screamed into your pillow as you frustratedly got up,since you can't go to sleep again.
You smelled a weird scent 'smells like....ho-WAIT WHAT?!?!' you immediately woke up to see a big blotch of red stain on your bed and foot.Let's just say your scream woke up the neighbors,with one saying 'CAN YOU GITS SHUT UP?!'
Japan
He was hiding in a closet.Why?on your 'bloody time',well....mood swings come,and this time,the yandere-chan mood strikes again.He violently scrolled through the contacts in his phone to search for help
"Oh kiku,Where are you...?"
Kiku stiffened as he saw your silhouette enter to his view.He saw a gleaming thing in your (left/right) hand 'She got my katana?!' He mentally whispered."I kNoW yOur In HeRe~!" She opened the closet door,making kiku scream his ass off until you started sobbing "W-were you about t-to leave m-me...?".Japan was really confused of your mood swings,until Germany told him about it
America
"AMERICAAA,F*CK YEAH!" Alfred sang as he danced in the showers like a complete idiot,until a camera flashed.He turned to see you in a Gilbert smirk "(y/n)!!!!WHAT THE FU-" "KESESESE~JOU CANT GET IT!,LOSER!!kesese~" you screamed to him as you ran away and around the mansion with a im-in-a-towel Alfred.It took him a few bumps,slips,and bruises just to get you.
Extra~
America was pretty confused why you acted like Prussia on your 'bloody time',so he asked him..
A:"Yo gil!"
G:"kesese~Vhat's up?"
A:"(y/n) was on her time of the month,and...she acted like you,literally...
G:"...."
A:"...Gil?"
G:"KESESESESESE~!!!IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF,HOW THE SCHEISSE DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ME AND HER ARE FAR RELATIVE COUSINS!!!KESESESESE~"
A:".....what"
England
"Ohonhonhon~Iggy!!" You said in a flirty tone calling your lover.He simply sighed and looked at you "Yes,love?" "Can I have some fish and chips?" He was surprised.Usually you would constantly tease his food,but would still eat it anyway.
He was simply frightened because of this and decided to call France because of...obvious reasons
France came 10 seconds(AGAIN) after Iggy called."OH ARTHUR~VHERE ARE YOU~?" You called out in a France tone,only to see him talking to a certain French man.The man smirked "Ohonhonhonhon~looks like little (y/n) is one 'er time of the month,no?" He said as he wrapped an arm around your waist,while you playfully wrapped your arms around his waist too.You both made a chorus of 'ohonhon's and started to chase Arthur
France
That story up there,has your boyfriend occupied.
You were at home watching Titanic while eating (f/f) ice cream under a cozy blanket(making you look like Armin from Aot!Junior high).France finally came home to only hear sobbing.He quickly ran upstairs to see you in your sobbing state.You turned to him "F-francis,do you l-love m-me..?" he gasped "MON CHER!OF COURSE I DO-" "LIARLIARLIARLIAR!!!!!"
It took some time to calm you down,but he did it anyway,with you cuddling up to him
Russia
"IVAAAANNNN~WHERE ARE YOU~?" you said as you smashed his door down with a knife.He has the same problem as Japan so right now,under the bed,he was texting him
R:"Japan,SHE'S HERE DA!!!"
J:"My girlfriend is rooking for me too ;^;
A:"Yo commie,you should just go out and surrender XD"(wow I'm just so sorry-W)
Before he could reply(with anger of course),he saw your black boots in front of him.In a flash,you flipped the bed with one hand,ONE FUCKING HAND."CHERRRRTTTT!!!!!" he screamed and ran,until you held the edge of his scarf,causing him to fall "And where do you think your going,da?"
Let's just say the Baltic trio were terrified of the sounds coming from upstairs (-wink-)
Canada
He was back from work and he smiled 'now where could (y/n) be...?'
"Maple leaf where are yo-" "MATTIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" You screamed as you glomped him like a little kid missing his mommy."I thought -hic- you l-left me!!!!!" You said as you hit his chest,which had no effect since he's Canada."U-um maple,is everything alri-" "NOOOOO!!!!!IM TOO FAT AM I?!?!IM SO FUCKING FAT IM SORRY MATTIE!!!!" you sobbed as you kept saying nonsense as he just hugged you and comforted you
-5 days later-
"Um..maple leaf?" "Yeah Mattie?" "Why did you kept crying for the last few days..?" "...the time of the month?" "Oh...."
(Updated on 5/12/2015)
Spain
You both were enjoying the walk in the park until something attracted your attention. The ice cream truck
and here it comes
"OMG TONI,LIKE,WE HAVE TO GET SOME ICE CREAM LIKE,RIGHT NOW!" He just sighed and surrendered to the fact that you were dragging him
The ice cream man smiled "And what would you two lovely couples want?" You smiled "Like,we want two ice creams and like one of them is like (f/f) ice cream and the other one is like...."
And lets just say the man almost snoozed off listening to your request
A/n
I SWEAR YOU GUYS THE CRAMPS!!!anyways I'm so sorry i haven't been able to update,but here you go!request some scenarios please?Danke!
-W
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