APRIL FUCKING FOOLS
A/n
AAYYYYYYY!!!!!
WELCOME TO THE MUTHER FUCKING APRIL BLOODY FOOLS DAY SCENARIO BITCHES~!
W:"Oi,i don't talk like that"
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK :D
ANYWAY,
YOU BECAME A MALE
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
W:"STOP SWEARING!"
MAKE ME!
-Technical difficulties-
"Urgh..my head..huh?"
Wait
THE FUCK?!
You touched your chest,only to find nothing,absolutely nothing
"Wait...wha-"
And just before you could scream,you heard the terrifying shrieks of females all around the house.
Wait
Females..?
There's only a few right..?
Oh wait
You took your trusty gun and ran outside your room.Taking peeks from every corner,you "safely" made your way to the source of the voic-i mean shrieks.And boy did you regret opening that door
"WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE PUT YOUR HANDS UP!" You shouted as you kicked the door opened,gun ready to shoot.The crowd of ladies turned they're heads to you,blushing at the sight of you until a certain "AMERICAN IDIOT"(CUE MUSIC!Jk) decided to pop out
"Oi (y/n)!Is that you?!" "No!I'm a serial killer that's gonna kill you!" "..." "OF COURSE IT'S ME YOU FUCKING IDIOT!WHO ELSE?!" "Uh...your brother?"
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE MY BROTHE-wait brother..?" Your eyes went wide as you inspected the room's aura and your ...body...
"You sure have a hot body,non?" A french woman said as she checked you out,eyeing your abs while smirking "Y-yeah,your pretty cute amigo.." The spanish woman said,looking into your eyes
"Wait...I'm a boy?" "HEY HOT STUFF,TRY NOT TO PEEK WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BOXERS KESESESESE~" You did and regretted it
"OH MY FUCKING EYES!!!!THE THING!!!!" "Wow..."
Your face then became even more red for the fact that the girls still wore they're sleeping attire(and some had "revealing" ones).Alice was the first to notice your face then looked around,and soon her face was also red "U-uhm...loves I think we're all in our pajamas..." She stuttered "Yeah,no shit sherlock" Lovina muttered,staring at her own form as everyone did to theirs.Anya had a dark aura around her "I will find who did this,da?" "AIYAH!!HELP ME ARU!" China screamed as she ran to Japan.
"Oi (y/n) why am I a ma-oh..." A male hungarian accent was heard as he entered the room you were in.Daniel smirked "Oh wow,looks like they got it,heck,me too!".They all turned their heads towards him.Monika was the first to speak "Elisaveta?!v-vhat do jou mean?!"
And then he started telling the tale on how the lass made a wish upon a star and then a fairy came,saying that she'll grant her the wish under a condition,which was to at least get one of the "girls" to have their time of the months and not tell them how to not have blood all over their underwear.With that said,the hungarian agreed and then voila~!
Pfft of course that didn't fucking happen
He told them all that he sneaked into England's basement one night to retrieve a fallen frying pan,but then stumbled upon a book that coincidentally opened a page to where one can make a person as the opposite gender(But he didn't know that he could be affected too)
"Why the bloody hell was there a fallen fryi-" "ANYWAYS,hope you guys get to solve it" He winked at all of the girls as he dragged you outside and locked the mansion.He passed you your clothes as he dragged you to the car,where the other girls are now male.
"Where are we going....?" You asked as you looked at all they're faces "Ha!WE'RE GOING ON HOLIDAY!!" The belgian screamed as he hugged your left arm."W-wait!What about the b-boys?!I mean girls?!?" "...they can solve how to take care of periods" said a Belarusian accent "Wait PERIODS?!" "LET'S GOO!!!!!" Daniel screamed as he stepped on the gas,the car flying into the sunset.
And your imagination can take it from there ;)
Literally
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Basically Hungary(on behalf of all the girls) took revenge because the boys said that the girls would use excuses to not attend the world meeting.So,to show them the pain,they did this...although reader had no idea...
A/N
Hope this serves as sort of a April fools day kinda thing since the male characters of Hetalia are stuck in female forms for a month...
Anyways,hope you like it :)
I'm currently working on a Danganronpa fanfic and a Mogeko games oneshots kinda thing
If you don't know who Mogeko is,you can go to google and then you can come back here -3-"
The mogeko oneshots will consist from:
-The gray garden
-WATGBS(go search what it means if you still don't know)
-Mogeko castle
-////////(it's a secret~)
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