Admin: Oh god. Well they're at a world meeting so I'll just wait.

*time skip brought to you by 5 cats for 5 deutschmarks at Arby's*

France: Ugh that meeting was so long and boring.

Admin: Oh hey France!

France: Hello admin, you have a dare for me?

Admin: Yes, PockyCat has dared you to spike Iggybrow's drink when he's not looking, then shove you both in the closet.

France: What does it mean to spike someone's drink?

Admin: Drug him by putting something in his drink.

France: Oh okay, I'll do it. I'll finally get to have a piece of that hot brit.

Admin: Wat?!

France: What? I didn't say anything.

Admin: Uh, sure whatever. Just sneak into his house and do it.

France: You're coming with me Admin.

Admin: Okay let's go.

*time skip brought to you by "I ruv tuna meow!"*

Admin: *whispering* Okay so we knock on the door, then I'll distract him while you slip the stuff into his tea. Got it?

France: Oui, sounds like a plan.

*walks up to the front door and knocks*

England: *opens door* Oh hey admin...and frog. What brings you two here?

Admin: We just wanted to talk about a few things.

England: Okay come right in.

Admin: Thanks.

*England serves us tea*

England: So what did you want to talk about?

Admin: Well we were wondering if- Oh no I think I dropped a contact!

England: I'll help you look for it. *gets down on floor with me*

Admin: *secretly looks at France as a signal to spike Iggy's drink*

France: *nods and slips the stuff into Iggy's tea*

Admin: Oh I found it! I'm gonna go rinse it off.

England: Okay, down that hall, third door to the left.

Admin: Thanks. Please don't kill each other while I'm gone.

England: I'll try.

*I pretend to be cleaning a contact, then go back to the living room.*

Admin: I'm back.

England: *sluring* Oh hey admin how's it goin?

Admin: *giggles* Good, you feeling okay Iggy?

England: *still sluring* Yea I'm bloody fantastic!

France: Hey Angleterre, why don't we play a game?

England: Sure!

France: Let's play seven minutes in heaven.

England: *too drugged to see the consequences* You're on!

France: Okay everyone put an item of yours in this hat.

England: Puts a scone that he got from nowhere.

France: Puts in a rose.

Admin: *I pretend to put something in but Iggy is too drugged to notice* Okay, Iggy you go first!

England: Alright. *pulls out rose* Oh bloody hell.

France: *dragging him off into closet* Ohonhonhon.

*they go in and Iggy's protests could be heard from inside*

Admin: Alright seven minutes guys! *giggles*

*I hears banging on the walls an moans*

Admin: *leans back in chair with blood falling from my nose*. Success! I'm glad Japan and Hungary don't know where we are.

*seven minutes are over but I still hear moans and wall banging*

Admin: Well I'll just leave them alone. *writes them a note telling them I left and walks out the door*

America: Oh hey admin what are you doing here?

Admin: Uh, America you shouldn't go in there Iggy's busy.

America: Oh he can't be that busy-

Admin: Hey why don't we go get burgers?

America: Yeah let's go! *drags me off with him*

Admin: (phew, safe.)