Admin: Yo Iggy! Honestly_Obsessed has asked, "England c-can you please teach me how to cook?" *blushies*

England: Aww she's shy. Of course I can teach you how to cook. My cooking is good, right admin?

Admin: Uh yeah. How about you start with cereal first?

England: Okay. So first you grab the bowl, milk, and cereal. Then you pour the cereal and finally add the milk. And there you have cereal.

Admin: (Wow it actually looks okay)

*cereal catches on fire*

Admin: Dammit spoke too soon.

England: Why does this always happen?

Admin: Aww it's okay England. I think your cooking is good.