Germany assembled all of the countries to discuss what the best choice of action would be.  Ideas were shot left and right, but all were just despite ideas that would never work.  Russia then interrupted the meeting.

"I know the predicament, but I can't help but think, why we are so worried?"

The others reacted in shock.

Britain quickly responded," Because, you bloody idiot, we're in a plane that is going to crash, unless we do something."

Russia continued his grin.  "Da, but China is getting contact with anyone in the area.  We simply just need to get another country to respond."

France now answered.  "You silly person, the clouds are to thick to get a connection, we are bound to crash.  We should be negotiating why I get the  last parachute."

All countries angrily protested.

"You don't deserve it, you Bloody Wanker!"

"Dude, If anybody deserves it, its the best country in the entire frickin planet, The U.S. of A!"

"Umm, why do we fight rike this.  Can't we just settre this peacefurry."

The countries argued unaware of the invisible county sitting along them.

"Why can't we just rock-paper-scissors," Said the incredible shy Canadian," It might solve this huge discussion."

"Who are you?"

"I'm Canada."

America then raised an great solution to the issue.  "Let's settle it over a good old american game of rock-paper-scissors!"

Britain actually liked this idea.  "I'm quite good at a game of quartz-parchment-shears.  Come on everyone hands in."

The countries circled around, ready to play.

"On the count of three.  One.  Two.  Three."

All the countries chose rock.

"Again! One!  Two!  Three!"

Once again all chose rock.

France looked angry.  "We can't all choose rock!  This round now one pick rock!:

"One!  Two!  Three!"

All picked rock again.

The countries now broke out into argument.

"You tried to take advantage of everyone picking rock!"

"So did you you twat!"

"Dude! like not cool!"

While they bicked on and on, Canada walked over to the parachute.

"I'm the only one who picked paper.  I don't want to take it, but they did say that's who gets it.  Well I guess I've got to go now."

Canada put on the chute, and jumped off the plane with his polar bear.

The countries continued to conflict until Italy brought up a point.

"Hey, where is the parachute?"

The plane was once again put into panic.  They searched high and low, but with no luck.

"We're doomed!  We're all going to die, and it's all America's fault!"

"Hey, don't go blaming me!"

So much uproar, so much anger.  All of it came to an end when china shout over all.

"I GOT SOMEONE!"