PASTA_Italia : Ciao ciao!~ It's me! Italia!~ .. umm, I want to ask everyone a question..

ZHEAWESOME_Prussia : what is it Feli?

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : ask away~

TheGREATBritain_UK : geez, you guys are always on your phones huh, Gilbert and Alfred?

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : look who's talking!!!

PASTA_Italia : I just noticed this a while ago... you see? I still hang out with Luddy quite a lot..

Ludwig_W.Germany : "quite a lot". Ja, it's been months since you've been here..

PASTA_Italia : well.. I want to ask about that picture above..

ZHEAWESOME_Prussia : what? about that annoying aristocrat??

PASTA_Italia : you are friends with Sir Austria!!~ maybe you can answer that!~

ZHEAWESOME_Prussia : wait.. I forgot what it's called.. lemme just take a piss for a minute.. my phone's plugged in and I can bring it with me.. I promise I'll tell you later!!!

PASTA_Italia : awww~

PASTA_Italia : you guys have any idea??~ please?~

PASTA_Italia : I'm worried because Sir Austria is very scary when he's angry with his phone~

TheGREATBritain_UK : maybe he's just texting a really annoying guy?? maybe it's Gilbert?

PASTA_Italia : maybe.... he sometimes beat big bro Gil after...

TheGREATBritain_UK : it's probably Gil..

Love_Francis : mon boy.. it's not Gil~

PASTA_Italia : can you help me big brother France?

Love_Francis : It's a game..

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : duuuude.. only games can make you rage that way..

Love_Francis : I know...  I have been there..

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : now.. the only mystery is......

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : WHAT GAME COULD THAT BE?

PASTA_Italia : ohhh~ my cute little brain can't think of anything but PASTA!!!

Ludwig_W.Germany : I have been thinking of that too. I think Austria needs help because the house gets all noisy when he does that.

Smexy_Dane : Gil probably knows this one.. we'll wait for him to come.. *counts to 2000000*

Ludwig_W.Germany : I will formulate a plan of espionage for this. Don't get me wrong but I am doing this for Austria's good.

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : I'll get the FREEDOM TECHNOLOGY!!!!

TheGREATBritain_UK: I'll get James Bond..

Love_Francis : I'll get the typical sexy Bond girls~ ohonhonhonhon~

PASTA_Italia : I'll get my PASTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Smexy_Dane : I'LL GET MAH DANISH BEER!

Ludwig_W.Germany : oh jas.

Ludwig_W.Germany : oh nein ...

Smexy_Dane : I kno u lov it luddy~

Ludwig_W.Germany : ANYWAY! We shall now proceed with the plan...

TheGREATBritain_UK : Okay.. now.. listen... while Roderich is playing, I will get Mr. Bond to sneak a bottle of that Danish beer in front of him.

Smexy_Dane : I TOLD YOU YOU'LL USE IT!!

Ludwig_W.Germany : Well, he's Austrian after all. It doesn't matter where that beer came from but BEER IS BEER.. That's good but I am sure he'll bring his phone with him.. What happens then?

TheGREATBritain_UK : he'll slip from the pasta on the floor!!

PASTA_Italia : NO!! THE PASTA!!!

Ludwig-W.Germany : WAIT, when did you say you had a pasta at the floor?

TheGREATBritain_UK : Bond, Ludwig.. James Bond..

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : oh you~ hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Ludwig_W.Germany : He'd be gripping on that phone still!

TheGREATBritain_UK : Now, America can hack the phone and find out what the game is!

Ludwig_W.Germany : WHEN DID AMERICA GOT THE PHONE?!

TheGREATBritain_UK : Bond, Ludwig.. James Bond.. 

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : BOND IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER BECAUSE HE CAME FROM HOLLYWOOD!!

TheGREAT_Britain_UK : uggghhhh.. why yOU!! --

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : trolololololololololol~

PASTA_Italia : THAT'S A GOOD PLAN!!

Ludwig_W.Germany : ENOUGH OF THAT!! GET TO YOUR PLACES!!

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : what the heck dude are you dressing as James Bond?? REALLY?

TheGREATBritain_UK : I am James Bond.. shut your whining.. trololololol

Love_Francis : but where's my Bond girl??!!

Ludwig_W.Germany : We figured to exclude the Bond girl if YOU ARE THE BOND GIRL YOURSELF!! you look so ridiculous with that maid outfit you might scare Austria instead AND RUIN THE PLAN!!

Love_Francis : THAT'S SO MEAN!!!

Love_Francis : why are you blushing??

TheGREATBritain_UK : YOU GUYS ARE TOO NOISY!! AND YES, I WOULDN'T WANT A MAN-MAID WITH ME TOO!!

Love_Francis has logged out

TheGREATBritain_UK : that's better..

TheGREATBritain_UK : I'm going in..

Ludwig_W.Germany : roger that..

ZHEAWESOME_Prussia : GUYS!! HE'S PLAYING PIANO TILES FOR GOTT'S SAKE..

ZHEAWESOME_Prussia : you are all actually outside the house and crouching under the windows like a bunch of doofs HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : awww~ it was going to be super AWESOME!!

Ludwig_W.Germany : OH! THAT'S THE PROBLEM! Bruder, for once you're ACTUALLY HELPING.

ZHEAWESOME_Prussia : Hey!!!

Ludwig_W.Germany : GET THE PIANO OUT OF THE HOUSE!!

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : NO GERMANY, you meant the phone.........

Ludwig_W.Germany : THE PHONE AND THE PIANO because both are nuisance when they're in Austria's hands.

PASTA_Italia : now that we know the answer, PASTA AND PIZZA FOR EVERYONE!~

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : YES PIZZA AND PASTA YES --

Roderich_Edelweiss : Now that is just RUDE.